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(KOB4)   Running down the road naked with a phone cord wrapped around your junk is no way to go through life, son   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, police harassment  
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3698 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Feb 2013 at 10:34 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-04 10:38:24 AM  
3 votes:
Idiot.  That's not what is meant by "phone jack".
2013-02-04 10:12:09 AM  
2 votes:
♪♫♪ Operator?  Information.
Give me penis, on the line... ♪♫♪
2013-02-04 11:43:20 AM  
1 vote:
Then where exactly do you suggest I wrap the phone cord, subby? Huh?
2013-02-04 10:47:44 AM  
1 vote:
Ring...Ring....Banana phone?
2013-02-04 10:43:16 AM  
1 vote:
Phone sex? /you are doing it wrong.
2013-02-04 10:43:07 AM  
1 vote:
I love when the internet gives me new ideas.
2013-02-04 10:16:13 AM  
1 vote:
As for the cord, the criminal complaint states the method is used to make the subject feel like they are in power and control."

I just assumed it would work like a cock ring to make him harder.  But what do I know?

Unless it works like a leash.  "Heel, Penis!  Heel!"
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