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(Science News Magazine)   We need to get the message out ... "Kick the kids outside"   ( sciencenews.org) divider line
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2013-02-04 10:20:54 AM  
3 votes:
That message is 1 word too long
2013-02-04 11:52:02 AM  
2 votes:
I'd be happy to kick the kids outdoors, but there are too many witnesses around to report me so I just kick them indoors instead.

2013-02-04 11:34:25 AM  
2 votes:
 "Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
2013-02-05 05:12:47 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-04 03:52:54 PM  
1 vote:

Fano: Glasses are the price society pays for literacy. That said, kids learn spatial awareness better on a bike than sitting on a couch with an iPad.

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2013-02-04 01:46:09 PM  
1 vote:
"Kick the kids outside"

That just means the parents will have more opportunities to make more kids.
2013-02-04 11:29:04 AM  
1 vote:
But rapists and allergies and molesters and criminals and accidents and acts of god are EVERYWHERE!!!11  How will my snowflake survive!
2013-02-04 03:02:52 AM  
1 vote:
Well, it stands to reason if you kick the kids inside, they might fall into things and break them.
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