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(Daily Mail)   Denis Leary's wife admits she was an alcoholic. Bill Hicks's wife did it first   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-02-04 11:15:03 AM  
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She liked to dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight.
2013-02-04 03:29:27 PM  
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doczoidberg: Clock Spider Jerusalem: doczoidberg: If she enjoyed drinking and misses it, then why did she stop?

Seriously. Who gives a fark if you're an alcoholic? If you like drinking, then keep drinking!

Seems like a no brainer to me.

Her liver tried to run away while she was passed out.

Mine does that all of the time, too.

I call its bluff, and it always comes back.

I once found mine in the spare room playing with the cat.
2013-02-04 12:06:13 PM  
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blue_2501: Raug the Dwarf: blue_2501: Also, Bill Hicks was never married.  WTF?

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I say, boy, the fast ones go over your head.

And the joke is?  If there is one there, it's not very funny.

Leary has been accused several times (and some rightfully so) of stealing Bill Hicks' jokes.  So whatever Dennis does, Bill's done first.

It's not a great joke, but shouldn't really need to be explained to someone familiar with the two of them.
2013-02-04 11:32:54 AM  
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