borg: In a lot of places janitors make more then the teachers and they probably know where all the good hiding spaces are.
AverageAmericanGuy: Oh sure, but when I stare at them on the elevator *I'm* the weirdo.
Shirley Ujest: Aren't all janitors names Carl?
offmymeds: Oh, I've seen his type before; flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention.[media.al.com image 155x193]
Tat'dGreaser: I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that a young girl who likes to get it on with the janitor in the ladies room while his janitor buddy watches the door, isn't probably high on the hot scale.
xanadian: Suspended sentence? For a man?? And he's BLACK!??? I'm surprised they didn't lock him away for life!
J. Frank Parnell: Because beauty comes with self esteem and good decision making?
buttcat: I did a GIS of "hot teenager", and this comes up...[1.bp.blogspot.com image 300x400]Ummm..what?
Tat'dGreaser: J. Frank Parnell: Because beauty comes with self esteem and good decision making?Umm yea pretty much
Evil Mackerel: What? No Freddie Krueger? Y'all are slipping.
Profedius: Not to have any contact with the 15 year old or her grandmother speaks volumes as to the nature of the problem and the ease at which she was persuaded to have sex with the janitor.
Z-clipped: What a great photo. Notice the hint of a smile playing around his lips... as if to say, "that's right... I HIT that shiat."
Onkel Buck: [i26.photobucket.com image 320x176][i57.photobucket.com image 396x596][i26.photobucket.com image 300x170]Approves![i26.photobucket.com image 231x300]meh, what the hell
Alphax: Him, I can imagine. Lunch ladies, no.
semiotix: Alphax: Him, I can imagine. Lunch ladies, no.We had five or six lunch ladies at my school. They were all your standard-issue lunch lady types from Central Casting: 50ish, dumpy, etc. And then there was one... my god. There were no words for how ridiculously hot this lunch lady was. And I don't mean hot for a lunch lady, I mean this was a wet dream that got a job as a lunch lady. Mid-20s, stacked, cute as hell, just... everything was right. It all worked. You got used to holding your tray a certain way as you walked back from the line.I mean, it's not like she ever farked any of the students. Or talked to them. Or did anything but slop out terrible school food with the exact same dead-eyed look any other lunch lady gets. But I have to defend lunch lady honor on this point.
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