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(The Sun)   DNA used to prove "Yeti" terrorizing Russia for three years is an American   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2013-02-03 09:17:43 PM  
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No Time To Explain: MANBEARPIG!

/of all the people who go hunting, you think we'd have carcass if the thing in a museum by now
//crazy must be contagious

Carcasses don't last long in the wild, and while I agree with the sentiment, it's possible that there is a valid reason why a carcass has yet to be discovered.

I've spent a LONG time in wild terrain around the world, and it is a rare occasion when I stumble upon something recognizable as a carcass. Usually the carcass is set upon by all the other critters until there isn't much of anything left.

While the Yeti is supposed to be a huge motherfarker, there is certainly a chance that their carcasses may be consumed in some remote rugged area before any man can recognize it for what it is/was.
2013-02-03 08:20:29 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe Yeti is the bear's name!
2013-02-03 06:40:38 PM  
1 vote:
I think we should make Sarah Palin go retrieve it.
2013-02-03 05:05:34 PM  
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I thought they were going to tell us they'd found an old hippie chick wandering about Russia, lost from her isolated communist commune and unsure of what was going on around her. Is it wrong of me to be a little disappointed that was not the case?

/woulda been cool to read they had dna recovered from a pair of Birkenstocks
//or dna recovered from armpit and/or leg hair
///or dna recovered from armpit and/or leg hair found in an ancient pair of Birkenstocks
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