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(NFL)   Six people you'll meet at every Super Bowl party. Bonus: not a slideshow. Extra bonus: Not split into two pages   ( nfl.com) divider line
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5140 clicks; posted to Sports » on 03 Feb 2013 at 7:30 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-03 04:55:54 PM  
5 votes:
I keep hoping that Mr. Above It All would choke to death on the food they bring that always requires them to name every single ingrediant.

"Pfft. Wings and dip? How droll. I brought these horse placenta soaked dwarf quail with eel liver and seaweed. The seaweed is basted in the love juice of an octopus and the quail died of verbal abuse and loneliness. Really gives the meat that after taste of hopelessness and dispair."

Yea, yea Lord Stockton. We're so very greatful you demeaned yourself on our behalf to be seen in public with us serfs. Next tell us about how the game is a subliminal homoerotic dance while weeping for humanity that the world is unable to recognize your brilliance.
2013-02-03 09:32:52 PM  
3 votes:

Hagbardr: Does the list include the guy who plugs in one too many crock pots and trips the circuit breaker?

He's at the game.
2013-02-03 09:03:00 PM  
2 votes:
I was at a Super Bowl party in 1986 and recognized an old high school classmate of mine.

I walked over, grinned my best maniacal grin, and said ""Hi, Tom".

He stopped cold, looked like a deer in the headlights.

So we stand there for a moment, which I have been told was an awkward moment.

Until finally Tom says, "Did you arrest me once?"
2013-02-03 08:26:14 PM  
2 votes:

assjuice: Does the list include the drooling moron who pays attention to the commercials?

No but it includes the drooling moron who can't RTFA
2013-02-04 08:32:47 AM  
1 vote:
How about the hot chick who says KFC bucket go boom.
2013-02-03 11:20:27 PM  
1 vote:
RE: "I'm only here for the commercials guy" - why does this guy exist and why is he always at my parties? There's more funny videos on the internet than I'll ever be able to see in a lifetime, and most of them aren't trying to sell me something.

Watching the Super Bowl "just for the commercials" is like going to Six Flags "just for the lines".
2013-02-03 08:50:42 PM  
1 vote:
Does the list include the guy who plugs in one too many crock pots and trips the circuit breaker?
2013-02-03 04:38:29 PM  
1 vote:
They forgot the Wall Puncher. He shows up hammered, punches holes in the walls, shiats on the cat, farks the litter box, then starts a fire in the garage before passing out.
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