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(Argus Leader)   You have a right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney one will be appointed and we will bill you. If you do not pay the bill, you will go to a maximum-security jail   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, attorney-in-fact, supermax, incarceration, jail  
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2013-02-03 04:51:37 PM  
4 votes:
You will promptly escape from the maximum security jail and survive as soldiers of fortune...
2013-02-03 06:24:37 PM  
2 votes:
  Okay..but how 'bout if your attorney is already in a maximum security prison?
2013-02-03 06:00:33 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-03 05:22:21 PM  
1 vote:

NutWrench: Perhaps they could transfer all the pot smokers to a minimum security facility, where they could eat Cheetos and watch cartoons all day. Then, they'd have enough room to house the people who do actual harm to our society.

How about some good gaming rigs and licenses to a bunch of great games. Lan-party Jail!
2013-02-03 04:54:41 PM  
1 vote:
"It's Not News"

But it does get a Green.
2013-02-03 04:54:13 PM  
1 vote:
Don't go to a maximum-security jail...

Switch to Directv
2013-02-03 02:58:13 PM  
1 vote:
This headline is shiat. Turnitoffturnitoffturnitoff.
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