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(Yahoo)   Headline: "Climate change may shrink bat-moms range " Every person's brain who read this headline: nananana nananana nananana Bat-mom   ( news.yahoo.com) divider line
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vpb [TotalFark]
2013-02-03 01:00:38 PM  
Is this some sort of Nancy Grace thing?
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2013-02-03 01:13:57 PM  
*smack*

BATMAN'S MOM IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
 
reported [TotalFark]
2013-02-03 01:17:43 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: BATMAN'S MOM IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD


Exactly. Yet another poorly-researched article. Bat-Mom is dead and doesn't have any range at all. That was the whole reason Bruce Wayne became the goddamn Batman in the first place.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2013-02-03 01:21:47 PM  

reported: Exactly. Yet another poorly-researched article. Bat-Mom is dead and doesn't have any range at all. That was the whole reason Bruce Wayne became the goddamn Batman in the first place.


Next thing you know, they're gonna tell me about the world being round.

Pffft. Typical!
 
SilentStrider
2013-02-03 01:28:36 PM  
Even after reading the headline my mind still didn't do that.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-02-03 02:20:38 PM  
Nono nono nono nono Nono nono nono nono
 
King Something
2013-02-03 02:28:25 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: reported: Exactly. Yet another poorly-researched article. Bat-Mom is dead and doesn't have any range at all. That was the whole reason Bruce Wayne became the goddamn Batman in the first place.

Next thing you know, they're gonna tell me about the world being round.

Pffft. Typical!


The "idea" that the world is round is just a theory, not a fact. It's much like evilution in that regard.
 
TheManofPA [TotalFark]
2013-02-03 02:33:08 PM  

King Something: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: reported: Exactly. Yet another poorly-researched article. Bat-Mom is dead and doesn't have any range at all. That was the whole reason Bruce Wayne became the goddamn Batman in the first place.

Next thing you know, they're gonna tell me about the world being round.

Pffft. Typical!

The "idea" that the world is round is just a theory, not a fact. It's much like evilution in that regard.





Riddle me this Batman: Link

C

C for Catwoman
 
dehehn
2013-02-03 02:36:41 PM  
This headline is false.
 
M-G
2013-02-03 02:37:18 PM  
I was thinking it could cause problems for Batboy...
 
swahnhennessy
2013-02-03 02:46:23 PM  
Not really. Even with the suggestion. It's just you, Subby.

Awkward, isn't it?
 
SevenizGud
2013-02-03 02:54:22 PM  
FTFA:
Previous studies have shown that animals worldwide are shifting their habitats to try to outrun climate change.

Boy, imagine how fast they'll have to run to outrun THIS!

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It's not just any species that can run...uhm....ZERO miles per.....ever.
 
wjllope
2013-02-03 03:09:15 PM  
no, she danced with the devil by the pale moonlight...
 
JesusJuice
2013-02-03 03:11:00 PM  
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neuroflare
2013-02-03 03:35:30 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: BATMAN'S MOM IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD


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/hot
//because I love it though, hot from saturday morning breakfast cereal
 
malle-herbert
2013-02-03 03:39:57 PM  
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Quaker
2013-02-03 04:10:39 PM  
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Batmom has no jurisdiction.
 
Shadowtag
2013-02-03 04:16:24 PM  
That reference had stopped being funny before Beavis even used it.
 
Pants full of macaroni!!
2013-02-03 04:22:27 PM  

vpb: Is this some sort of Nancy Grace thing?


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BAT MOM BAT MOM BAT MOM BAT MOM BAT MOM BAT MOM
 
GeneralJim
2013-02-03 04:47:26 PM  
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Obligatory...
 
Fabric_Man [BareFark]
2013-02-03 05:04:03 PM  
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na...

SODIUM!
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2013-02-03 05:09:17 PM  

neuroflare: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: BATMAN'S MOM IS DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

[www.smbc-comics.com image 576x1221]

/hot
//because I love it though, hot from saturday morning breakfast cereal


HAHAHAHAH, nice!
 
neuroflare
2013-02-03 05:38:12 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: HAHAHAHAH, nice!


You're the only one who's ever laughed at that with me

*sniff*
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2013-02-03 05:43:55 PM  

neuroflare: You're the only one who's ever laughed at that with me

*sniff*


*fistbump*

I'm with ya, mammajamma!
 
DB
2013-02-03 05:59:14 PM  
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SoundOfOneHandWanking
2013-02-03 08:07:32 PM  
The first three words are, "Each the spring,".

Stopped reading at the comma.
 
Fano
2013-02-03 09:31:40 PM  
It's Batmon, from Kingston town
 
blue_2501
2013-02-04 01:38:25 AM  
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Really? This isn't turning into a hot "Bat Mom" thread? WTF is up with Fark these days?
 
Zavulon
2013-02-04 01:53:27 AM  
Am I the only one who thought:
"ducked back down the alley with some roly-poly little bat-faced girl"?
 
turboke
2013-02-04 04:43:22 AM  

malle-herbert: [imgs.xkcd.com image 573x158]


It always bothered me that it didn't branch to → HEY → JUDE.
 
DjangoStonereaver [TotalFark] [BareFark]
2013-02-04 10:05:37 AM  
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Is calling her congressman even as we speak.
 
Big Merl
2013-02-04 10:16:30 AM  
Is a bat mom a type of helicopter parent that works the graveyard shift?
 
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