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(Jacksonville.com)   Intended effect: "Humor" Actual effect: Whoever hacked this terrifying blogger (if anyone) is 100% sleeping with the lights on, tonight and every night hereafter   ( jacksonville.com) divider line
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11154 clicks; posted to Geek » on 03 Feb 2013 at 11:30 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-03 10:59:37 AM  
6 votes:
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"It took me three days to change my email password.
The internet fears me."

2013-02-03 01:30:00 PM  
4 votes:

China White Tea: What the fark did I just read?

I think it was a guacamole recipe.
2013-02-03 12:19:52 PM  
3 votes:
Do most dialogues that transition from murder to government paranoia end with a bible reading?

2013-02-03 12:17:36 PM  
2 votes:

Tyrosine: I'll bet he's still using Microsoft ME and Netscape.

That would certainly keep him safe.  Hardly any site on the internet will open in Netscape anymore.
2013-02-03 12:16:50 PM  
2 votes:
He had a book deal about his daily musings all lined up, until that damned Bombeck woman came out with her septic tank book.

Computer email.  Better than regular email.
2013-02-03 09:36:35 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-03 08:51:29 AM  
2 votes:
I noticed this last week when I accessed my email a bunch of different pop-ups popped up on my screen. Instinctively I tried to unpop them without any success whatsoever. Every time there was a "pop-up," I had the instinctive desire to pop someone in the nose.

So he got malware looking at gay transexual albino midget porn. Happens to all of us.
2013-02-03 09:08:26 PM  
1 vote:
Ok, am I too drunk or was that a nearly incoherent mess?
2013-02-03 06:18:21 PM  
1 vote:
Get that moron a Mac before he hurts someone.
2013-02-03 05:11:53 PM  
1 vote:

Englebert Slaptyback: doyner

Robert Goulet has really lost it in his twilight years.


He died in 2007.

Hey, it took him three days to fix the popup issue, 5+ years to post a sh*tty opinion blog seems pretty reasonable in hindsight.
2013-02-03 12:45:17 PM  
1 vote:

Duke Skymocker: Do most dialogues that transition from murder to government paranoia end with a bible reading?

Those ARE the bible reading.
2013-02-03 12:13:06 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-03 11:41:07 AM  
1 vote:
Robert Goulet has really lost it in his twilight years.
2013-02-03 11:33:29 AM  
1 vote:
My relationship is of such a nature with God that nobody can hack into that relationship. I rest completely in God's competent hands.

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2013-02-03 11:28:55 AM  
1 vote:
A while back my parents had their Yahoo email hacked.  Apart from sending out a plea for money to everyone in the contacts and then deleting them all, the hacker had cutely added a forwarder to another email account.

So after repairing the login and recovering the contacts, I took action.  I made an enquiry email, but also played stupid and said that I was having trouble emailing.  Dumbass then gives me another email address, one that is clearly more primary.  Gotcha.  I add the guy to every shiatty mailing list I can think of, direct marketing, stormfront, you name it.  And then, to top it off, I send an email flood to that address.  Guy has been getting hundreds of messages a minute for weeks now.

See Mr. high-and-mighty?  THAT'S how you deal with an email hack.
2013-02-03 11:15:40 AM  
1 vote:
This is the type of man who triple-clicks on hyperlinks. Just to be sure.
2013-02-03 10:05:20 AM  
1 vote:
Another example of how being religious and being smart are mutually exclusive.
2013-02-03 09:41:41 AM  
1 vote:
Internet toughguy that has no idea how computers work.  Nice.
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