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(ABC Local)   Protip: if you steal audio equipment from a church, try not to resell it at the same store where church leaders might be shopping for new equipment   ( abclocal.go.com) divider line
    More: Fail, audio equipment, Long Island, Christ in Uniondale, parishioners, equipment  
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2013-02-03 09:57:50 AM  
2 votes:
  What would Jesus do???    JBL, dude..JBL!
2013-02-03 09:35:58 AM  
2 votes:
I bet the pastor didn't even tip the kind Sam Ash employee that contacted the police.
2013-02-03 01:38:41 PM  
1 vote:
So stupid.

Please don't be black please don't be black please don-AH DAMMIT.
2013-02-03 11:57:56 AM  
1 vote:

LDM90: A new challenge for Fark: Create an innocuous headline containing the word "church" that does not bring out representatives of the angry Internet Atheist Brigade. I say it can't be done.

/as non-believerly as the next Farker

"Man find rat in meal at Church's Fried Chicken; opt to eat it instead"
2013-02-03 10:46:09 AM  
1 vote:

Boonlert Boonpan: "We kept looking at the two turntables and a microphone saying it looks like it belongs to our church," Rev. Ada Jones of New Jerusalem Church of Christ said.

At least they found out where it's at.
2013-02-03 09:47:33 AM  
1 vote:
Now you know how your church members that you've been stealing from for years feel. Doesn't feel good, does it?
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