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(Al Jazeera)   Colombian military kills commander of FARC, which is a terrorist organization that happens to be a homonym of Fark, which is the website you are on right now. That website is run by Drew Curtis, who is in no way affiliated with FARC   ( aljazeera.com) divider line
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2013-02-02 05:31:20 PM  
5 votes:
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2013-02-02 02:41:40 PM  
5 votes:
I want this joke appraised on Antiques Roadshow.
2013-02-02 05:39:01 PM  
3 votes:
The headline's humor is derived from a subversion of expectations. Whereas one would expect it to make a joke based on the similarity of the terror group's name to the name of this site, it does not. Therefore, the joke is that there is no joke. This proves that it is impossible to be unfunny on Fark, at least while discussing FARC,
2013-02-02 04:32:01 PM  
3 votes:
Wait, are you telling me my five dollars a month is NOT going to support the cause of freedom in Columbia?
2013-02-02 03:09:41 PM  
3 votes:
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You see, it's funny because MILF is a popular acronym, which refers to a sexually attractive child-bearing woman, and FAP is a colloquialism meaning "to masturbate".  You get it?  You get it?  Masturbating to attractive women!  HAHA!
2013-02-02 12:57:52 PM  
2 votes:
"It's a strike of great importance," he told reporters on Friday. "The f*ckers spilled beer on the server. Intolerable!"
2013-02-02 05:29:59 PM  
1 vote:
So..., is Drew dead, or not?
2013-02-02 05:27:08 PM  
1 vote:

wxboy: Glancing Blow: FARC and Fark are not homonyms, they're homophones.  Just saying.


True, in either case Drew is a homo.
2013-02-02 05:18:28 PM  
1 vote:
Government forces in Colombia have killed a FARC brigade commander close to the group's chief negotiator, the country's defence minister said.

I wonder what his Farc handle was
2013-02-02 05:18:20 PM  
1 vote:

Glancing Blow: FARC and Fark are not homonyms, they're homophones.  Just saying.

2013-02-02 12:03:08 PM  
1 vote:
But that's not important right now.
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