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(Sun Sentinel)   Drunken bicyclist tries to buy his freedom from cops, still won't ever stop at a red light   ( sun-sentinel.com) divider line
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2013-02-02 06:36:18 PM  
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If he'd offered the cop $500, we wouldn't be reading this story.
2013-02-02 05:55:08 PM  
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When stopped, the 41-year-old man cursed officers, threatened to kill them and claimed to be a "professional MMA cage fighter," according to the report.

If I knew his Login, I'd buy him a month of TotalFark, so he could continue the fight for Truth, Justice, and The American Way.
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