Nabb1: Mendoza's criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges.Hard to believe that guy had other issues.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: I think he's a bit off centaur
Tsar_Bomba1: Neigh means neigh!
Fluid: And somehow it never occurred to him that in spite of his well-considered plan, there are no centaurs to be seen in this world. That should've been a clue.
jst3p: Better excuse:"Oh crap, I thought I was farking Sarah Jessica Parker!"
JonPace: This is the greatest story ever. Hilarious, ridiculous, and it ends with the hanging of a pedophile.
MrHappyRotter: He blew a nut in the horse. STILL ALIVE
Because People in power are Stupid: Nabb1: Mendoza's criminal career subsequently ended when he hanged himself in a county jail, where he was being held on indecency with a child and trespassing charges.Hard to believe that guy had other issues.Yeah, do you know what they do to child rapists/bronies in prison? Let's just say that any death under watch of armed guards is suspicious.
Because People in power are Stupid: Another Brony caught in the act.[fanboynation.com image 850x637]
ChubbyTiger: MrHappyRotter: He blew a nut in the horse. STILL ALIVEActually....
Treygreen13: This is sort of like the story of the labyrinth except instead of using the string to get out he hangs himself.
St_Francis_P: Mendoza, who had been waiting to hear from his girlfriend, noted that, "I told myself that if she didn't call me I was going to go next door and mess with the neighbor's horse."Mendoza explained. "I was thinking it would have a horseman baby."Moron. What the horseman has his face, what does he think the neighbors will do?
RevMark: FTA: "I ain't going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse."That's the best thing I've seen all week. That and MaudlinMutantMollusk's centaur quip. I'm crying over here.
Glancing Blow: Is not amused
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