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(Ottawa Citizen)   I was just trying to get a glass of milk at 5am and a stranger on the street hugged me & gave me his SUV. I swear the bloody knives in the backseat aren't mine   ( divider line
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2013-02-01 02:48:59 PM  
3 votes:
What a SUV with bloody knives in it may look like.

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2013-02-01 06:35:08 PM  
1 vote:
This is like my favourite story ever.
2013-02-01 05:02:50 PM  
1 vote:
That is one beautiful defense. As I read the story, I kept worrying that they had arrested Pocket Ninja.
2013-02-01 04:35:13 PM  
1 vote:

The Larch: nickdaisy: But how can this be? Canada has strong gun laws.

How is it possible someone might commit such a bloody act without guns?

Yeah, and we all thought that the internet was going to make us smarter.

But here we are.

Fair enough.

I will concede that not all those who favor gun regulation are so foolish as to believe guns are the only method by which to commit violence.

Nor should the fact that there are other ways to harm people prevent us from attempting to-- where Constitutonal-- regulate dangerous behavior.

Wasn't that reasonable of me?
2013-02-01 04:31:25 PM  
1 vote:
You know what would be crazy? If they found proof that his story was true. Say video from the convenience store showing the two men (who look similar enough they could be mistaken for each other in a lineup) meeting outside, and one handing the other the keys.

It'd be a hell of a way to try to escape an attempted murder charge.
2013-02-01 04:28:16 PM  
1 vote:
I have this sinking feeling that somewhere there is that one juror going "Yeah, that sounds possible".

/The troll in me wants to be on that jury so in deliberations I can say "I thought his story sounded reasonable" just to see 11 heads explode at once.
2013-02-01 04:03:19 PM  
1 vote:
That is so wonderful.  I really hope this is an accurate reporting of what he said.  This is just great; the best part is that he thinks it has a chance of working...  I work with criminals for a living and am always amazed at what they will try to sell.
2013-02-01 03:59:16 PM  
1 vote:
The more I read this story, the more I kept humming the tune "Alice's Restaurant".
2013-02-01 03:50:49 PM  
1 vote:
Been there, done that.  I mean really, who hasn't had that happen to them before, so no way is he lying.
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