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(The Atlantic)   The problem with DIY penis implants   ( divider line
    More: Scary, implants, sticky tape, u.s. prisons, harm reduction, blood-borne disease, Journal of Sexual Medicine, University of New South Wales, body piercing  
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2013-02-01 03:22:10 PM  
3 votes:
I propose we strike this headline from Fark and never discuss this topic again!
2013-02-01 03:27:46 PM  
2 votes:
Do not DIY. If you must have an implant, go to a professional doctor. Or for gods' sakes, just buy a sports car like the rest of us.
2013-02-01 12:23:29 PM  
2 votes:
Why not have someone smuggle in some ribbed condoms instead?  If it is pain you want to inflict on someone's anus, grow your nails out and have a rough poke around.  No need to mangle your jimmy.
2013-02-02 06:18:27 AM  
1 vote:
I'd wager the sole problem with DIY penis implants is the DIY part.
2013-02-01 08:41:21 PM  
1 vote:
They are correct about the Asian thing. Of all the dicks I've sucked in my time, I've come across this only once in Thailand and once in Vietnam. The Thai guy actually called it a "silicone implant" and claimed that it makes sex better for the woman though I doubt it. It's awful for the person giving the blowjob because its a bump in the middle. I regret my Viet friend who did this in two spots. Before he did this, he was one of my favorite people to suck off, his dick was the perfect long and skinny and perfect for sucking to orgasm but after he put those things in, it became way harder for me.
2013-02-01 03:51:07 PM  
1 vote:
There once was a man locked in prison
who felt that there was something missin'
he gathered up dice,
ball bearings, and mice,
And undertook phallus revision.
2013-02-01 03:45:12 PM  
1 vote:
Unless they are dungeon masters Full Size
2013-02-01 03:43:54 PM  
1 vote:
Are penis implants ever going to become a reality? We figured out boobs, why not cock?
2013-02-01 03:36:33 PM  
1 vote:

Pud: So is this supposed to be a pic. of what a penis implant might look like?

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SWEET! Looks like my dick rolled a 40!

/what? your dick doesn't do 12d6 damage?
2013-02-01 03:36:25 PM  
1 vote:
I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why a man would do this to themselves.
2013-02-01 03:24:30 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-01 03:24:29 PM  
1 vote:
Before clicking the link I said to myself "dont' click on the link, don't click on the link".  I wish I had listened.
2013-02-01 03:22:50 PM  
1 vote:
Take out the hyphen for maximum giggles.
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2013-02-01 02:42:17 PM  
1 vote:

ArkAngel: Just the headline made me wince

You know, there was a time when it was completely acceptable to insert things into your Wang.

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2013-02-01 12:26:44 PM  
1 vote:
The only thing that's going in my penis is... wait! Nothing better be going in my penis!
2013-02-01 12:01:10 PM  
1 vote:

AtticusFinchEsq: "The"? As in there's only one?

Came to say the same thing

/I can think of several right off the top
2013-02-01 11:54:43 AM  
1 vote:
"The"? As in there's only one?
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