AtticusFinchEsq: "The"? As in there's only one?
ArkAngel: Just the headline made me wince
MaudlinMutantMollusk: AtticusFinchEsq: "The"? As in there's only one?Came to say the same thing/I can think of several right off the top
Pud: So is this supposed to be a pic. of what a penis implant might look like?[cdn.theatlantic.com image 615x330]*shudder*
Pud: So is this supposed to be a pic. of what a penis implant might look like?
FarkinHostile: Ha ha ha! I know this topic somewhat intimately. Copy and paste from a thread from years ago that I have linked in my profile:"True confession time:So about 10 years ago, I was reading a book called Modern Primitives. In this book was an illustration of a custom Japanese prisoners used to do; for ever year they were in jail, they would take a sharpened piece of bamboo and make an incision in the shaft of their penis and insert a pearl. After a few years, they would have a "studded" cock. Well, I thought this was the cat's meow, so I went and ordered surgical steel ball bearings, got a scalpel, sutures, and planned my alteration. One night, after a few beers, I figured the time had come. I prepped the area, assembled my tools, and made the first incision.You would not believe how much the penis bleeds when cut.I had a pool of blood in my lap in seconds. I tried to push the ball in, but it was too slippery, I couldn't get a grip, nor could I see through all the blood. Minutes of trying got me nowhere, so I finally gave up, bandaged my dong and mopped up the blood. I did learn the rule the headline stated that day, as well as alcohol thins out your blood."
brap: Why anyone would want to make their dingdong look like it has smallpox I'll never know.
Cheron: Pud: So is this supposed to be a pic. of what a penis implant might look like?[cdn.theatlantic.com image 615x330]*shudder*Make a saving throw
Teiritzamna: Pud: So is this supposed to be a pic. of what a penis implant might look like?[cdn.theatlantic.com image 615x330]*shudder*SWEET! Looks like my dick rolled a 40!/what? your dick doesn't do 12d6 damage?
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