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(SFGate)   Man kidnaps girl that doesn't exist   ( divider line
    More: Scary, AMBER Alert  
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14387 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2013 at 1:58 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-01 02:04:45 PM  
7 votes:
Come to think of it, Amber Alert would be a great porn name.
2013-02-01 02:04:01 PM  
7 votes:
the other day upon the stair
i kidnapped a girl who wasn't there
she wasn't there again today
her relatives refuse to pay
2013-02-01 02:10:04 PM  
3 votes:
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Wanted for questioning
2013-02-01 02:03:42 PM  
3 votes:
And now he will be drafted by the NFL
2013-02-01 02:12:20 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-02-01 02:04:35 PM  
2 votes:

KangTheMad: Man, fark her. I bet the prison rape won't be made up

How cute. You think she is going to be charged just for falsely accusing a man of something.

/pinches cheek
2013-02-01 02:01:22 PM  
2 votes:
I guarantee you that this woman is incredibly hot.

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2013-02-01 02:00:18 PM  
2 votes:
I bet she has leukemia.
2013-02-01 03:28:56 PM  
1 vote:

uncleacid: Dan Marino?

"Dan Marino had a love child with a woman in 2005. They have a lot in common. Neither one has a ring. " Costaki Economopoulos
2013-02-01 02:04:06 PM  
1 vote:
It would be hilarious if this guy's last name is Tuttle.
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