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(Bitten and Bound)   A Hollywood red carpet escort, with Stamos-Levine looks, is cashing in on his A-list insider dope in his expose 'Arm Candy.' Julia Roberts hollers, Sharon Stone is a diva and Megan Fox is known to melt down   ( bittenandbound.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Megan Fox, Sharon Stone, Christopher Gaida, red carpet, diva, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz  
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8333 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 01 Feb 2013 at 12:02 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-01 12:14:09 PM  
3 votes:

johnnieconnie: /there, now you don't have to shell out money for his crappy book

I would read

Chick Tracts
Anything about Dianetics
Handouts from Westboro Baptist
Documentation for office equipment
Snooki's book
The Twilight trilogy
That whole website about the time cube

before I resorted to this book for leisure reading material.
2013-02-01 07:29:50 PM  
2 votes:

TommyDeuce: WhiskeySticks: Wanted to read that as "Julia Roberts is a screamer"

I'd be willing to make her holler . . .

It's really more of a whinny.
2013-02-01 11:04:12 AM  
2 votes:
After rtfa, I found out that this guy just escorts actresses down the red carpets at events, and not have sex with them.

Some of said actresses are mean to rude (and probably some are nice and classy, but that does not sell books).

/there, now you don't have to shell out money for his crappy book
//or click on the link
2013-02-01 04:00:09 PM  
1 vote:
He looks like he'd escort Jim Nabors if you know what I mean.
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