johnnieconnie: After rtfa, I found out that this guy just escorts actresses down the red carpets at events, and not have sex with them.Some of said actresses are mean to rude (and probably some are nice and classy, but that does not sell books)./there, now you don't have to shell out money for his crappy book//or click on the link///meh
johnnieconnie: /there, now you don't have to shell out money for his crappy book
LowbrowDeluxe: Wait, no sex stories?That wasn't part of the deal, book writer. THAT WASN'T PART OF THE DEAL.
Kurmudgeon: I'm surprised we never got a Jennifer Lawrence thread since the wardobe malfunction.
grinding_journalist: johnnieconnie: /there, now you don't have to shell out money for his crappy bookI would readChick TractsAnything about DianeticsHandouts from Westboro BaptistDocumentation for office equipmentSnooki's bookThe Twilight trilogyThat whole website about the time cubebefore I resorted to this book for leisure reading material.
EmmaLou: So Megan Fox and Julia Roberts get stressed out about these things and sometimes act out and have emotions. OMG, they're real people.
WhiskeySticks: Wanted to read that as "Julia Roberts is a screamer"
TommyDeuce: WhiskeySticks: Wanted to read that as "Julia Roberts is a screamer"I'd be willing to make her holler . . .
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