Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Chicago Trib)   Shooting on Lake Shore Drive leaves commuters Friday morning trouble bound   ( divider line
    More: Sad, commuters, Luis Gutierrez, entrance ramp, Illinois State Police, woman shot, morning  
•       •       •

4489 clicks; posted to Main » on 01 Feb 2013 at 11:27 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2013-02-01 11:33:37 AM  
2 votes:
we need to ban automobiles, roads, fridays, lakes, mornings
2013-02-01 10:54:58 AM  
2 votes:
You see a lot of weird sh*t when you're slippin' on by on LSD...
2013-02-01 12:51:18 PM  
1 vote:

Rapmaster2000: azxj: Because People in power are Stupid: [ image 500x400]
Even though weasels will insist that guns are illegal in Chicago -they are in fact legal and quite easy to get from neighboring communities. Probably from gun shows.

Ooh, that gun is black and scary.  I'm frightened.  Hold me.

When libs see guns they get scared and frightened.  Not me.  When I see a fine weapon like that, I feel excited and aroused by the thought of touching it.  I long feel it, grip the ample girth of its stock within in hand.  Slide my finger into the trigger hole and squeeze; feeling the powerful release of a hot bullet discharging from the barrel.

Libs would never understand this.

Hopefully, someday a therapist will help you understand your odd fascination.
2013-02-01 12:13:44 PM  
1 vote:

durbnpoisn: Please...  Please, don't link to that site any more.  It totally crashed my browser.

Speaking as someone who has done web design for like 15 years, I cannot STAND when sites are designed that badly.

Oh, and it sucks that woman got shot.  But at least she doesn't have a drug problem any more.

And, how does a person fire 10-14 shots at a target less than 10 feet away and only score one hit?!

dudespaper.comView Full Size

surely you don't expect me to be handling the money, driving the car and shooting some girl all at the same time?
2013-02-01 11:46:49 AM  
1 vote:
Gang bangers/drug runners roll in *mini-vans* now?

That seems... unlikely.

/ it wasn't even The Cadillac of Minivans...
2013-02-01 11:35:12 AM  
1 vote:


Police closed access to interstates 94 and 55 from southbound Lake Shore Drive. Flares were laid out to keep vehicles off the ramp but they were quickly extinguished by wind.

Thanks for that tidbit.

It's news because it caught everyone off guard. Who expects wind in Chicago??
2013-02-01 11:31:51 AM  
1 vote:
Golf clap for the Aliotta Haynes Jeremiah reference.

(I seriously doubt anyone outside of the Midwest knows the song.)
2013-02-01 11:28:55 AM  
1 vote:
Time to ban vans.
Displayed 8 of 8 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.