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(The Star Phoenix)   Con artist, who pretended to be a beauty queen on Facebook, banned from the internet. Wait, you can get someone banned from the internet? Cool   ( thestarphoenix.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, beauty queen, Facebook, Crown Attorney, Saskatoon, University of Notre Dame, Brittany Bjerland, Judge Albert Lavoie  
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11567 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Jan 2013 at 2:10 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-30 03:33:36 PM  
4 votes:
I just tired 18 and I'm hot. How does this Internet thing work? Can the men please help me? I'm weak and oh so scared.
2013-01-30 02:25:11 PM  
3 votes:
Damn, who was the judge? A FARK mod?
2013-01-30 02:29:35 PM  
2 votes:
Wait. It was a woman behind it?

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2013-01-30 02:16:31 PM  
2 votes:
Free Kevin Mitnick.
2013-01-30 01:28:07 PM  
2 votes:
2013-01-30 05:25:25 PM  
1 vote:
Ha! If people could really be banned from the internet, Fark would be empty.
2013-01-30 04:31:49 PM  
1 vote:
ALso, this:


Any time there's a Saskatoon reference...
2013-01-30 03:59:17 PM  
1 vote:
You know, I read that you can't post anything on the internet if it isn't true.
2013-01-30 03:40:03 PM  
1 vote:
Your day has come Skinnyhead!
2013-01-30 03:34:11 PM  
1 vote:

2013-01-30 03:33:28 PM  
1 vote:
I thought we weren't supposed to talk about banning in here.


Oh shiat, that means I'm ba....
2013-01-30 02:51:40 PM  
1 vote:
Was she dating Te'O
2013-01-30 02:48:36 PM  
1 vote:
Heh...Star Kleenex. My hometown paper.

We used to have a joke in "the Yorkton(Sask)"

What do you call a good looking woman in Yorkton? A tourist

/try the veal, tip your farmer
2013-01-30 02:42:03 PM  
1 vote:
I am a beauty queen.
Send me $$$ for my dying mother.

2013-01-30 02:25:29 PM  
1 vote:
Bjerland feels "extremely humiliated," Adamko said. "She feels violated that her face and name were used to con young men out of money."

Oh come on, you already live in Canada.
2013-01-30 02:23:48 PM  
1 vote:

ajgeek: So when's the internet's last day? That's something that needs to be on a calendar somewhere.

I told a customer it would be closed for cleaning one april fool's day.
/tech support
//heard about it from her when she called back a few weeks later.
///she took it well.
2013-01-30 02:21:47 PM  
1 vote:
Why is she wearing a blindfold and carrying a scale?
2013-01-30 02:20:27 PM  
1 vote:

miss diminutive: So why haven't we banned spammers yet?

Snark aside, because people actually buy their stuff. And at least according to NPR, those people actually get what they pay for (viagra).
2013-01-30 02:19:10 PM  
1 vote:
don't worry, it wasn't me
2013-01-30 02:14:57 PM  
1 vote:
They de-Internet hackers on occasion.

/Thet need to hand out Internet bans for less serious crimes.
//Like trolling.
2013-01-30 01:35:08 PM  
1 vote:
So when's the internet's last day? That's something that needs to be on a calendar somewhere.
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