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(Times Union)   "That's the unfortunate side of being a redhead. If you're a woman, you're a sex goddess. If you're a man, you're a dweeb"   ( timesunion.com) divider line
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2013-01-30 10:03:48 AM  
I was honestly thinking about that exact thing this morning, that is, the social acceptability disconnect of male and female redheads.

I think about weird things.
 
2013-01-30 10:06:03 AM  
Uh, no. I don't think so. Redheads are hot, both male and female. Well, in most cases.
 
2013-01-30 10:14:19 AM  

Keigh: I was honestly thinking about that exact thing this morning, that is, the social acceptability disconnect of male and female redheads.

I think about weird things.


Or how lesbo porn is hot and gay male porn is icky.  Unless you're in that club.
 
2013-01-30 10:17:58 AM  
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2013-01-30 10:20:25 AM  

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Diogenes, think we should make an effort to flood the thread with hot redhead guys?
 
2013-01-30 10:21:40 AM  
And if you're a brunette, you are on fire.
 
2013-01-30 10:24:59 AM  

Cythraul: Diogenes: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x228]

Diogenes, think we should make an effort to flood the thread with hot redhead guys?


Only fair.  The straights do such things.

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2013-01-30 10:25:39 AM  

brap: And if you're a brunette, you are on fire.


Brunette's with blue or green eyes cut across the gender spectrum in terms of hotness.
 
2013-01-30 10:28:18 AM  
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That scowl doesn't do much for him, but meh..
 
2013-01-30 10:28:27 AM  
I totally disagree...

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2013-01-30 10:29:21 AM  
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2013-01-30 10:31:26 AM  
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Curly, too.  And I don't mind a bit.
 
2013-01-30 10:33:41 AM  
The problem with female redheads is they only come in to categories:

1: Hot
2: Ugly

No middle ground..
 
2013-01-30 10:35:56 AM  
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2013-01-30 10:36:15 AM  

xynix: The problem with female redheads is they only come in to categories:

1: Hot
2: Ugly

No middle ground..


And crazy regardless.  As is my understanding.
 
2013-01-30 10:37:29 AM  
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I was totally surprised to find out he was a redhead.
 
2013-01-30 10:37:38 AM  
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2013-01-30 10:38:14 AM  

Diogenes: xynix: The problem with female redheads is they only come in to categories:

1: Hot
2: Ugly

No middle ground..

And crazy regardless.  As is my understanding.


I was once a redhead, and I'm not crazy.
 
2013-01-30 10:38:16 AM  

Cythraul: Uh, no. I don't think so. Redheads are hot, both male and female. Well, in most cases.


I disagree.  And as far as the examples, that's not "most", that's the models and/or celebrities.  You might as well say that attractive people are attractive.
 
2013-01-30 10:41:50 AM  

Cythraul: Diogenes: xynix: The problem with female redheads is they only come in to categories:

1: Hot
2: Ugly

No middle ground..

And crazy regardless.  As is my understanding.

I was once a redhead, and I'm not crazy.


I meant among women.  And it sort of rings true with my experience - even non-sexually.
 
2013-01-30 10:42:32 AM  
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2013-01-30 10:43:28 AM  

EatHam: You might as well say that attractive people are attractive.


Here's a non celeb.

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Unfortunately, it's from Stormfront.  :-(
 
2013-01-30 10:43:44 AM  

EatHam: Cythraul: Uh, no. I don't think so. Redheads are hot, both male and female. Well, in most cases.

I disagree.  And as far as the examples, that's not "most", that's the models and/or celebrities.  You might as well say that attractive people are attractive.


These are the people that my GIS is coming up with. I can't really help that. I"m trying to find examples of what many would consider 'average,' but I consider 'hot,' but I'm not getting much luck with that.
 
2013-01-30 10:46:06 AM  
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Woof!
 
2013-01-30 10:46:21 AM  

Diogenes: Cythraul: Diogenes: xynix: The problem with female redheads is they only come in to categories:

1: Hot
2: Ugly

No middle ground..

And crazy regardless.  As is my understanding.

I was once a redhead, and I'm not crazy.

I meant among women.  And it sort of rings true with my experience - even non-sexually.


Depends really. My current GF is a redhead and so is her sister. They're both very down to earth and laid back.. Letting very little bother them. They're also both smoking hot. My X-Wife on the other hand is an absolute farking nuthouse. Same color of hair but polar opposites in personality. Having dated many redheads (that's my thing) I can report that "it just depends." I've no definitive answer for you but I'll continue researching.
 
2013-01-30 10:47:32 AM  

xynix: I've no definitive answer for you but I'll continue researching.


Just tell your GF it's for a Fark- sponsored study!  ;-)
 
2013-01-30 10:50:54 AM  
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2013-01-30 10:52:18 AM  

Diogenes: Only fair. The straights do such things.




The guy gets more quality tail than Timberlake, Cloony, and Pitt ever did combined.
 
2013-01-30 10:53:56 AM  
 
2013-01-30 10:54:03 AM  

Diogenes: Cythraul: Diogenes: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x228]

Diogenes, think we should make an effort to flood the thread with hot redhead guys?

Only fair.  The straights do such things.

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I'd love to break me off a chunk of Prince Harry.  I could handle being HRH The Princess Henry when Charles becomes King.  Or actually, given the Royal Family's proclivity to handout dukedoms when princes get married, I could handle being HRH The Duchess of Wherever when Charles becomes King.

Bonus points; I'm college educated, I speak the language, and I'm not a Catholic.  Anymore.  Now, if only my boyfriend wouldn't mind me dumping him for a prince.......
 
2013-01-30 10:58:59 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Diogenes: Only fair. The straights do such things.


The guy gets more quality tail than Timberlake, Cloony, and Pitt ever did combined.


Beyond being a looker (thank you Diana), he seems fun.

Cythraul: NSFW

NSFW

NSFW


I'd let #1 ruin me.
 
2013-01-30 10:59:54 AM  

Diogenes: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Diogenes: Only fair. The straights do such things.


The guy gets more quality tail than Timberlake, Cloony, and Pitt ever did combined.

Beyond being a looker (thank you Diana), he seems fun.

Cythraul: NSFW

NSFW

NSFW

I'd let #1 ruin me.


I wouldn't mind a spit roast session between #1 and #2.
 
2013-01-30 11:03:20 AM  
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Can't really tell for sure if this guy's a redhead or not. Meh, whatevs..
 
2013-01-30 11:04:43 AM  
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2013-01-30 11:05:05 AM  
Sausagefest
 
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2013-01-30 11:06:27 AM  

TheMaskedArmadillo: Sausagefest


Well, if you want to contribute some females, step up to the plate!

I might post some Deborah Ann Woll later on. But she's a bottle-redhead.
 
2013-01-30 11:06:33 AM  
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2013-01-30 11:07:09 AM  
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2013-01-30 11:13:44 AM  

Diogenes: Beyond being a looker (thank you Diana), he seems fun.




Looks, knows how to have a good time, celebrity, money and a war hero.

Sweet jeebus I want to bang him

/straight as an arrow.
//if I told the females that my junk got anywhere near Henry it would really up my chances.
 
2013-01-30 11:15:15 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Diogenes: Beyond being a looker (thank you Diana), he seems fun.


Looks, knows how to have a good time, celebrity, money and a war hero.

Sweet jeebus I want to bang him

/straight as an arrow.
//if I told the females that my junk got anywhere near Henry it would really up my chances.


You want to bang a dude, but you're straight as an arrow? Interesting.
 
2013-01-30 11:16:49 AM  
Red headed Bear thread?
 
2013-01-30 11:19:28 AM  

Cythraul: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Diogenes: Beyond being a looker (thank you Diana), he seems fun.


Looks, knows how to have a good time, celebrity, money and a war hero.

Sweet jeebus I want to bang him

/straight as an arrow.
//if I told the females that my junk got anywhere near Henry it would really up my chances.

You want to bang a dude, but you're straight as an arrow? Interesting.


Kinsey scale.
 
2013-01-30 11:19:46 AM  
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2013-01-30 11:20:35 AM  

Diogenes: Cythraul: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Diogenes: Beyond being a looker (thank you Diana), he seems fun.


Looks, knows how to have a good time, celebrity, money and a war hero.

Sweet jeebus I want to bang him

/straight as an arrow.
//if I told the females that my junk got anywhere near Henry it would really up my chances.

You want to bang a dude, but you're straight as an arrow? Interesting.

Kinsey scale.


That was my first thought as well.
 
2013-01-30 11:21:46 AM  
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2013-01-30 11:21:54 AM  

Diogenes: xynix: The problem with female redheads is they only come in to categories:

1: Hot
2: Ugly

No middle ground..

And crazy regardless.  As is my understanding.


Which is half the fun...
 
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