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(Popular Science)   A field guide to caffeinating yourself into oblivion. Bonus: Subby has discovered Caffe Affogato and will never be the same   ( popsci.com) divider line
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2013-01-30 09:33:15 AM  
4 votes:
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.

It maketh me to wake in green pastures:

It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.

It restoreth my buzz:

It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,

I will fear no Equal

For thou art with me;

thy cream and thy sugar,

they comfort me.

Thou preparest a carafe before me in the

presence of Thyne Starbucks;

Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.

Surely richness and taste shall follow me

all the days of my life;

and I will dwell in the House of Mocha

2013-01-30 09:16:01 AM  
4 votes:
Caffe Affogato,Mr. Roboto ?
2013-01-30 08:13:24 AM  
4 votes:
A bland, timid entry. Suitable, perhaps, for patients recovering from surgery.
2013-01-30 10:18:33 AM  
3 votes:
I'll stick with this. It's better for you than coffee or "pepsi" anyway.
Think about it...Coffee and colas are dark brown/black in color.
Mt. Dew is a yellow green color. You know what your body has to do, to change
cola & coffee to urine color? Mt. Dew is almost that color to start with, therefore,
it's better for you than coffee/cola. (My doctor just shook his head when I told him that).

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2013-01-30 10:40:35 AM  
2 votes:
Oh, and sort of CSB:
I had a friend who made a New Year's resolution to quit drinking alcohol for a year. He did it, much to my amazement.
The next year, he made a resolution to quit coffee for a year.
He made it 2 days.
2013-01-30 10:23:16 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-30 10:09:16 AM  
1 vote:
Subby we can't get back into Oblivion, we closed all the portals. Duh.
2013-01-30 08:54:17 AM  
1 vote:
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