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(Equestria Daily)   My Little Pony to debut in Japan. And you thought American Bronies were weird   ( equestriadaily.com) divider line
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2981 clicks; posted to Geek » on 30 Jan 2013 at 8:31 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-30 04:16:47 PM  
3 votes:

Strolpol: The way Twitter lit up, you'd think they'd decided to kill her off.

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2013-01-30 04:01:52 PM  
3 votes:

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Nobody wants to be spike. He's like the Peter Criss of Ponyvile.
2013-01-30 09:21:03 AM  
3 votes:
2013-01-31 01:35:33 PM  
2 votes:

Brass_Robo: My own experience has been a little bit different. I'm actually fairly attractive when I want to be. If I wanted a girlfriend I could find one with a little effort. The problem is, I'm not particularly interested in getting a girlfriend. Apparently this is pretty common among those majoring in a STEM field. I have so much on my plate already that I just don't have the time to devote to a serious relationship, and sex outside of a serious relationship would just be awkward.

A brony was walking home from work one day when he saw a cardboard box containing a little pony. The pony smiled up at him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the box containing the pony, and took it home.

The pony spoke up and and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The brony took the pony out of the box, smiled at it, and let it rest on a nice warm rackmounted server.

The pony spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The brony took the pony out of the server room, smiled at it, and carried it to his workstation.

The pony then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want. Even that Rule 34 stuff." The brony took the pony off the desk, smiled at it, and put it onto his monitor.

Finally, the pony asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The brony said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, so that makes a talking pony about 20% cooler."
2013-01-30 04:03:06 PM  
2 votes:
How normal people see My Little Pony:
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How Bronies see My Little Pony:
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2013-01-30 03:39:50 PM  
2 votes:

Hand Banana: This thread needs more Rarity

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More best Pony is always good.

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2013-01-30 11:11:43 AM  
2 votes:

GranoblasticMan: For anyone who's genuinely interested, here's some demographics of Bronies.

Marital Status: 96.4% of the Bronies were single and 2.9% were married.
Dating: 22.4% of the Bronies had No Interest in dating, 60.9% were interested but not dating, 10.5% occasionally dated, and 6.3% frequently dated

LOL! No surprises there.
2013-01-30 10:03:33 AM  
2 votes:
It's gonna be all fun and games until My Little Calamari show up; then somebody's gonna get all butt-hurt.
2013-01-30 09:01:23 AM  
2 votes:

jayhawk88: I was always under the impression that they were very picky about what parts of American culture they chose to embrace.

Their samurai movies are always emulating our westerns. Seven Samurai is a total ripoff of The Magnificent Seven
2013-01-31 11:44:44 PM  
1 vote:

Keizer_Ghidorah: ravenlore: shortymac: Keizer_Ghidorah: shortymac: dorkymidgetqueen: Brony, female, 28, single, and proud of it. That is all.


BROHOOF to a fellow lady brony!


Pegasister just sounds silly to me, we are lady bronies. Why should boys have all the fun?

I second this. We don't need to differentiate a fan community by gender.

I always thought pegasisters had a cool ring to it. Doesn't seem divisive to me. Ah well, have some hunky human Big Mac.

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Never, EVER soil Fark with the doodlings by that Ayn Rand retard ever again, please.

2013-01-31 07:02:23 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-31 01:26:00 AM  
1 vote:
The "furry" crowd is rarely so organized, outspoken and venomous. The way I would see it is, most people who are attractive are so because they worked for it, just like most people who are successful. This does not mean that exceptional people always earned it, but with work anyone can be above average.

Bronies hate work more then they hate anything else, and sexuality takes work. They have constructed an ideology that defines you based on feelings and birth, ironically type casting you based on race and sex to a greater extent then normal society. They do this because if your value may be measured by birth and by how you feel, then you don't need to work to obtain value; it's preordained.

And so, they can choose to be lazy, ugly slobs and say you must not only respect them for their choices, but respect them more then others because they were born a certain way. They have constructed their own twisted noble class, where your value is based on your "privilege level" and you can't change this with work or character.

That is the ultimate goal of a Brony, to say they are awesome without having to earn it. To say they deserve respect without doing anything worthy of respecting. They do this all in the name of "social justice". They have become so horribly convinced of their own nobility, that when some one disagrees, they have only one recourse. They never worked to develop their ideas, and they never put in the effort to become intelligent, so the best they can come up with is stamping their feet, throwing a temper tantrum, and screaming to the hills "WHY DON'T YOU SEE HOW RIGHT I AM YOU shiatLORD!".

And yet, because of all this pathological ideology, they still can't fulfill one of their basic needs. None of them can convince people that a "noble degenerate" is sexy. So they don't get sex, because no matter how much you argue, you can't change what the body wants.

So you end up with a sex deprived, angry degenerate with a god complex and a online peer group that reinforces the fantasy land it lives in.
2013-01-30 09:57:11 PM  
1 vote:

spamdog: omeganuepsilon: some will attempt to dish out as good as they get.

That's because some of them feel very haughty now that they're part of a big pack of like-minded people. It's something they've never experienced before. Also because they're doing it on the internet, nobody can give them a fat lip over it. That, and they can be VERY insecure, so they respond to every slight, whether real or perceived.

If you were to take one look at them in real life you would immediately understand why they act like they do. The stereotype of them being losers is true, unfortunately. You just have to stay away from it. I know it's hard to fathom but you should feel sorry for them, not be angry with them.

I'm reusing this exact post at Super Bowl time...

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2013-01-30 09:47:15 PM  
1 vote:
How it's going to look in Japan:
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2013-01-30 07:14:44 PM  
1 vote:
You're a battle-hardened Taliban fighter. A lifetime of hate-filled bile from a twisted Quran fills your head and poisons your soul. Every waking moment your only thought is to take over the world in a wave of jihad to create a global caliphate. Your only desire is to murder every infidel that you can find.

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2013-01-30 06:49:03 PM  
1 vote:

omeganuepsilon: spamdog: Remember when anime wasn't mainstream, and anyone who was into it was a freak? It's kinda like that.

Except it's not.

It's still adults buying into and addicted to something that's animated and packaged for kids.

I'd say the same thing for adults who dig much of anything that's on modern US stations in kiddy-watching hours though.  Sure, even spongebob could provide a laugh, but it's still pre-packaged puerile and annoying garbage for adhd kids with low standards.  Adults who drool over such things are the lowest common denominator.

Fist of the Northstar or Akira or Vampire Hunter D(etc) it is not.

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Hmmph. I'm much too sophisticated
and mature for such childish frivolity.
2013-01-30 06:44:16 PM  
1 vote:

TV's Vinnie: Strolpol: The way Twitter lit up, you'd think they'd decided to kill her off.

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2013-01-30 05:35:33 PM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: TV's Vinnie: Strolpol: The way Twitter lit up, you'd think they'd decided to kill her off.

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TwilightsprinklesPrincess Sparklebutt.

FTFY. (Also fits in with the general theme of Princess Sunbutt, Princess Moonbutt, and Princess Heartbutt.)
2013-01-30 04:49:26 PM  
1 vote:

RatMaster999: [videojuegosadiario.com image 600x433]

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I love Pinkie Pies with crazy eyes. That's a prerequisite for a good Pinkie cosplayer.

But my favorite is

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2013-01-30 04:19:44 PM  
1 vote:

TV's Vinnie: Strolpol: The way Twitter lit up, you'd think they'd decided to kill her off.

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2013-01-30 03:55:21 PM  
1 vote:

TV's Vinnie: Twilight Farkle: It'll be interesting to see how a Japanese audience reacts to the show.

/It begins.................

Just in time for the US to go apeshiat...

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2013-01-30 03:46:21 PM  
1 vote:
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America is about to get invaded by a cartoon filled with wide-eyed girls from Japan. Oh, wait. What? It seems it's Japan that's going to get invaded by a girly cartoon from America, actually

Took you THIS long to give the greenlight to some TF'er instead, Fark Mods?
2013-01-30 11:12:59 AM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: GranoblasticMan: big pig peaches: GranoblasticMan: For anyone who's genuinely interested, here's some demographics of Bronies.

And 95% are paedophiles.

Fascinating. I didn't see that anywhere in the PhD-run study I linked. Care to cite your source?

/Of course not; you're a troll.

He can't even spell the word correctly, even though he's most likely seen it applied to himself so many times.

Maybe he was talking about Peter File?
2013-01-30 10:36:06 AM  
1 vote:
If you're looking for a description of bronies, might as well put it into song.
2013-01-30 09:12:05 AM  
1 vote:
As weird as this is likely to be, I'm a bit interested to see how Pinkie Pie sounds when dubbed into Japanese.

/should be spas-tastic
2013-01-30 08:43:34 AM  
1 vote:
Bronies are just furries who don't dress up right? Or is there a significant overlap between bronies and furries?
2013-01-30 08:41:02 AM  
1 vote:
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