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2013-01-29 05:46:41 PM  
2 votes:
Can I sue people who say "No." for attempted murder then?
2013-01-29 05:30:58 PM  
2 votes:

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

For some of you, this will mean much less sex.

For me, much, much more.
2013-01-29 08:51:29 PM  
1 vote:
Their graphic on "Eat Less" has a funny way of showing how to "reduce... caloric intake by 25%-30% per day". Who made that, Fox News?
2013-01-29 06:43:20 PM  
1 vote:

i.r.id10t: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

If you are married, it is an almost unheard of amount.. especially if you have kids

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2013-01-29 06:34:33 PM  
1 vote:
I think more important than having wives and sex, is having birthdays. There seems to be a direct correlation. The more birthdays you have, the longer you live.
2013-01-29 06:26:04 PM  
1 vote:
Don't divorce? Really? Staying with that psycho biatch would have killed me had I tried to do it for another year. Or I'd have killed her. Prison ass rape will age you faster than divorce.
2013-01-29 05:54:09 PM  
1 vote:
Owning a cat will shorten your lifespan because they are constantly plotting to kill you. Or at least mine is
2013-01-29 05:33:13 PM  
1 vote:
Does dancing in amounts other than 3 times a week yield non-corresponding amounts of exercise?

/How does pedantry affect longevity?
2013-01-29 05:32:23 PM  
1 vote:
And you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
2013-01-29 05:31:35 PM  
1 vote:
A lot of nice round numbers and general statements. I am calling bs.
2013-01-29 05:30:36 PM  
1 vote:
My cat doesn't increase my lifespan? Lousy adorable freeloader.
2013-01-29 05:29:44 PM  
1 vote:

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

That's a lot of begging...
2013-01-29 05:29:06 PM  
1 vote:

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

When your 68, having sex twice a week is just a memory.
2013-01-29 05:27:43 PM  
1 vote:

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

This article must have been submitted by a TFer.

/not me
///why are you looking at me like that?
2013-01-29 05:26:11 PM  
1 vote:
Having sex twice a week is "lots?"
2013-01-29 05:24:19 PM  
1 vote:
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