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2013-01-29 05:49:22 PM  
2 votes:
Don't divorce?
The twin with the divorce looked older.
Maybe that is because their marriage sucked and the stress of constantly fighting with someone you live with aged them.
2013-01-29 07:46:13 PM  
1 vote:
If we're going by the tagline, I have been dead for years.

If we're going by the article, it looks like I'm dying young.

2013-01-29 07:40:18 PM  
1 vote:
The only one of these things I do regularly is "exercise the mind." I do crossword puzzles just about everyday. I like going for walks, but only in the summer. I do a few of the other things once in a while, and everything else, not at all.

/life sucks anyway
//don't really wanna live til I'm 100
2013-01-29 07:16:50 PM  
1 vote:

Theonceovertwice: Smeggy Smurf: Theonceovertwice: Smeggy Smurf: Theonceovertwice: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

Considering I haven't had sex in 9 months, yes.

There are these things called drunk fatties. 9 months is by your own choice.

Of course it is. I want something real. I guess that's too much to ask for these days.

OK, on a serious note have you tried taking dance lessons? The broads love that shiat. It gets you up close and personal with them. You get to get your hands all over them in ways that would normally get you slapped or maced. It's fun and it's all about them. Plus during the lessons they have you switch to a different broad every few minutes so you get to interact with 10-15 different women during each lesson.

I took Mrs. Smurf out dancing for our first date. The shiat works. Try it.

I'm not into women. I AM one.

Wish is was still in LA. I don't dance so I'd need somebody willing to give it a whirl.
2013-01-29 07:00:18 PM  
1 vote:

maram500: Goddamn article says we should be running 20 miles a week...

Hell. No.

That's 3 miles a day, every day. That'll kill you.

Agreed. Daily running is bad advice for anyone over 25. Unless you have miles of grass or dirt to run on, which most people don't. Running on asphalt/concrete is a great way to need orthopedic surgery by age 45. Brisk walking shows all the benefits of running without destroying your joints and ligaments.
2013-01-29 06:48:58 PM  
1 vote:
I think calorie reduction is the only proactive thing that's been statistically proven to increase life expectancy in humans. Not dieting or BMI, but long term low calories. Not exercise, vitamins, or any of that crap.

/citation definitely needed, but I'm too lazy
2013-01-29 06:43:20 PM  
1 vote:

i.r.id10t: RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

If you are married, it is an almost unheard of amount.. especially if you have kids

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2013-01-29 06:30:41 PM  
1 vote:

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

If you are married, it is an almost unheard of amount.. especially if you have kids
2013-01-29 06:26:04 PM  
1 vote:
Don't divorce? Really? Staying with that psycho biatch would have killed me had I tried to do it for another year. Or I'd have killed her. Prison ass rape will age you faster than divorce.
2013-01-29 05:54:59 PM  
1 vote:
Can I not use teh Twitters and just have more secks?
2013-01-29 05:46:41 PM  
1 vote:
Can I sue people who say "No." for attempted murder then?
2013-01-29 05:41:13 PM  
1 vote:
Live longer? No thanks. Been at it for too long already.
2013-01-29 05:38:44 PM  
1 vote:
Get a bloody dog? Hell no.

I'm 67, expecting to be 68 later this year (with any luck).

What's going to happen, Point02GPA? Is there something they didn't tell me? I'm frightened.
2013-01-29 05:32:23 PM  
1 vote:
And you don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Jim
2013-01-29 05:31:35 PM  
1 vote:
A lot of nice round numbers and general statements. I am calling bs.
2013-01-29 05:29:06 PM  
1 vote:

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

When your 68, having sex twice a week is just a memory.
2013-01-29 05:28:47 PM  
1 vote:

RubberBabyBuggyBumpers: Having sex twice a week is "lots?"

To some folks... yes.
2013-01-29 05:26:11 PM  
1 vote:
Having sex twice a week is "lots?"
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