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(610 WIOD)   Drunk driver crashes car, steals the ambulance, gets it stuck, attempts to steal 2 horses, steals an SUV, totals it, steals another, drives it home, where police arrest him. The Aristocrats   ( 610wiod.com) divider line
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2718 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jan 2013 at 9:57 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-29 09:58:56 AM  
Damn. He must've been going for maximum stars.
2013-01-29 09:59:57 AM  
Actually, as it has been pointed out to me, that is a "Ta-Da". Aristocrats should involve some disgusting episode that would make your mom look at you strangely for the rest of your life if you showed the link to her...
carry on
2013-01-29 10:06:52 AM  
Did Subby even see the skit on The Aristrcrats? Not an appropriate comparrison...more like just in need of a Florida tag
2013-01-29 10:13:27 AM  
That dude's insurance agency will have to raise their rates 5% across the board now.
2013-01-29 10:15:45 AM  

cgraves67: Damn. He must've been going for maximum stars.

Came to make a GTA reference, I see it's been covered. Done in one.
2013-01-29 10:24:16 AM  

cgraves67: Damn. He must've been going for maximum stars.

Don't remember being able to steal a horse...
2013-01-29 10:33:46 AM  
Is this the first time that the headline was in fact the whole story?
2013-01-29 10:52:39 AM  
This pretty much sums up my last run through GTA3: Vice City.
2013-01-29 12:47:18 PM  
Someone should have remembered to put the spider straps extra tight on this one.
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