mongbiohazard: rhiannon: ProfessorOhki: Maybe someone taped the hamster to the ceiling so he wouldn't meet the same end as the fish. I mean, think about it, no one at a party is looking up. If you're a small, easily smashed critter, in the middle of a house filled with violent douchebags, the ceiling is a pretty safe choice.That actually makes a lot of sense. And there's the added benefit of getting trippy and going all Sistine Chapel with taped up hamsters.Great plan until they start pooping on people dancing and a chav busts out his lighter.
stevetherobot: Valeriyance:Ireland isn't part of the UK.
flemardo: then threatened to turn his belly button into an outtie
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