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(Daily Voice)   The world's oldest professional nabbed for wishful thinking (with mug shot and coupon for eye bleach)   ( weston.dailyvoice.com) divider line
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2013-01-29 12:05:49 PM  
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In her defense, most 28 year old meth addled prostitutes look worse.
2013-01-29 11:35:55 AM  
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2013-01-29 11:26:48 AM  
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Freshen yer tea guvnah?
2013-01-29 11:21:31 AM  
1 vote:
I wonder if a gummer is still a nickel. ya know...when she was young; nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them.

//give me five bees for a quarter
2013-01-29 11:20:08 AM  
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I would hit that harder than a crossover episode with Ben Matlock doing pro bono work for Dorothy's lupus case.
2013-01-29 11:19:21 AM  
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Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand, why she walked like a woman and talked like a man.
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