The Angry Hand of God: Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand, why she walked like a woman and talked like a man.
Slaves2Darkness: Meh, you have not lived until you have had a hooker ask you if you want that blow job with her false teeth in or out.
reillan: holy repeats, Batman
DirkNiggla: I'd mow that aged delicious roast beef sammich down like a foreclosed houses lawn. Bush hawg and all. I might even winterize it when I'm through just to be nice for the next "tenants"...
PostApocalypticTribe: Some dudes dig old ladies./Just sayin'
Citrate1007: In her defense, most 28 year old meth addled prostitutes look worse.
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