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(WTKR)   Man steals church's van, promptly crashes into building at the corner of Karma and Biatch   ( wtkr.com) divider line
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2632 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Jan 2013 at 12:40 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-29 08:31:24 PM  
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True story: My sil living in Sault St. Marie, MI had this happen to her house. Two kids took the van from the church next door slammed into her house hard enough to damage the foundation. They were renting and got kicked out because the house was deemed unlivable. That was some messed up luck.
2013-01-29 01:06:12 PM  
1 vote:
Thief stealing from a thief.
2013-01-29 01:01:20 PM  
1 vote:
A van that was purchased tax free and subsidized by the public. Not really stealing in my opinion.
2013-01-29 11:25:22 AM  
1 vote:
Divine favor is not "a guy steals your van but he smashes the crap out of it so LOL robber"

Divine favor is "a guy tries to steal your van but is consumed by a plague of locusts before he harms it"
"a guy tries to steal your van but has a heart attack before moving it out of park"
"a guy tries to steal your van but has a change of heart and returns it"
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