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(UPI)   Cigar dealer sells 19-foot long Gran Habano #5 El Gigante for $185,000. In related news, Monica Lewinski reportedly in hiding   ( upi.com) divider line
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2013-01-28 09:30:09 PM  
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Torqueknot: That is going to require one hell of a large humidor.

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Reporting for duty!
2013-01-28 11:23:14 PM  
2 votes:
Thank God it wasn't made by Subway!
2013-01-28 10:14:48 PM  
2 votes:
They should give the cigar to Congress. It's the only thing that sucks enough to smoke it.
2013-01-28 09:21:56 PM  
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2013-01-28 09:21:54 PM  
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Pictured: Jealous robot spotted pricing burglary tools.
2013-01-29 05:49:58 PM  
1 vote:
"The President inserted a cigar into (Monica's) vagina and then put the cigar in his mouth and said, 'It tastes good.""

Will never forget reading that line. This happened in the Oval Office, and the guy is still treated like a rock star. In his defense, it does sound like something Eddie Van Halen would do circa 1984.
2013-01-28 10:09:26 PM  
1 vote:

wildcardjack: Last I heard Monica had become a recluse, so yeah, she's in hiding.

Recluse bites are nasty.
2013-01-28 09:19:46 PM  
1 vote:
Challenge accepted

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2013-01-28 09:12:13 PM  
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2013-01-28 09:11:39 PM  
1 vote:
That is going to require one hell of a large humidor.
2013-01-28 08:45:54 PM  
1 vote:
I'd pay more if it were not tobacco.
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