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(UPI)   Cigar dealer sells 19-foot long Gran Habano #5 El Gigante for $185,000. In related news, Monica Lewinski reportedly in hiding   ( upi.com) divider line
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2013-01-29 12:48:04 AM  

Mega Steve: SpdrJay: Monica Lewinsky is probably wishing she could still get this kinda action by this point in her life.

When you've had the best, everything else pales in comparison

2013-01-29 04:48:38 AM  
John Buck 41: [thewashingtonfancy.com image 340x462]

Yes, you would.

How about no.
2013-01-29 06:55:13 AM  
I'll bet if you were to slice it in half, you'd find it was full of pot. Or coke.
2013-01-29 07:25:54 AM  
Was it rolled by queen elizibeth during her wild years and burried in george burns' crypt till walking space mushrooms took it and you know the rest.
2013-01-29 09:53:57 AM  
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'Mine's bigger'.
2013-01-29 10:42:10 AM  

ReapTheChaos: thorthor: So, will it sit in some rich dudes living room, or be broken up and re-rolled?

/don't smoke cigars

My guess would be as a conversation piece. I doubt they made that out of a good quality tobacco, most likely the cheapest stuff they could get their hands on. They paid 185k for it and said you could make 25,000 regular cigars out of it. That would be about $7 per cigar, add in another $3 each to have it broken down and hand rolled into smoke-able sizes with a full leaf wrapper and you're talking a $10 cigar. You can buy top quality Cuban cigars for that price.

If you paid $10 for a Cuban you got taken. A contraband Cuban will cost you about $50 for a Churchill size. Give me a Padron 1926 series any day over anything Cuba is putting out. Those will run you from $25 to $40 each if you buy them single from the cigar shop.
2013-01-29 10:53:34 AM  

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2013-01-29 05:49:58 PM  
"The President inserted a cigar into (Monica's) vagina and then put the cigar in his mouth and said, 'It tastes good.""

Will never forget reading that line. This happened in the Oval Office, and the guy is still treated like a rock star. In his defense, it does sound like something Eddie Van Halen would do circa 1984.
2013-01-29 06:38:14 PM  
You must lead a dull life, caddisfly.   In his defense?

Why do you suppose Bill is still treated like a rock star?
2013-01-29 08:59:06 PM  

Bomb Head Mohammed: John Buck 41: [thewashingtonfancy.com image 340x462]

Yes, you would.

How about no.

Don't believe ya.
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