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(STV.tv)   Comes equipped with ABS, airbags, audio, GPS navigation and optional dashboard-mounted pinniped fish processor   ( local.stv.tv) divider line
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3474 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jan 2013 at 9:31 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-28 09:36:31 AM  
I've always wanted big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
2013-01-28 09:36:49 AM  
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2013-01-28 09:37:12 AM  
I understand they're going to start requiring those on all new vehicles sold next year.
2013-01-28 10:36:56 AM  
It was April the forty-first
Being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented stingray
And it was overheating

So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"

/Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
//Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
2013-01-28 10:44:31 AM  
"dashboard-mounted pinniped fish processor"
nice one, subby
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