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(Time)   As if the flu epidemic wasn't bad enough, get ready for a new strain of norovirus   ( healthland.time.com) divider line
    More: Sick, flu epidemic, norovirus, University of Rochester Medical Center, respiratory diseases, contaminated food  
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3331 clicks; posted to Geek » on 28 Jan 2013 at 10:56 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-28 07:59:46 PM  
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shiatty news.
2013-01-28 01:33:10 PM  
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docmattic: I dunno if I'd take the flu over norovirus.

Influenza can kill you; norovirus only makes you wish you were dead.

When I first got sick, I was afraid I would die. After a day or so, I was afraid I wouldn't.
2013-01-28 12:15:30 PM  
1 vote:
It's times like these that make me glad I work from home and have no children. I'll just batten down the hatches until this all blows over.
2013-01-28 11:11:38 AM  
1 vote:
Man, the shiat's gonna hit the fan.

And the floor, and the sink, and the carpet, and the drapes, and the brake pedal, and the bannisters, and the sidewalk...
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