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(Daily Mail)   Don't worry. The North Koreans have plenty of food   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-01-28 12:17:59 AM  
28 votes:
But an hour later they're hungry again

/close enough
2013-01-28 12:10:34 AM  
10 votes:
The solution was modestly proposed.
2013-01-28 01:07:34 AM  
8 votes:
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2013-01-27 11:57:31 PM  
7 votes:
The informant said the father killed his eldest daughter while his wife was away on business and then killed his son because he had witnessed the murder.
When his wife returned the man told her they had 'meat' but she became suspicious and contacted officials who discovered part of the children's bodies.

Ah, the old our-children-are-missing-but-we-have-plenty-of-meat gambit. I can't say I've never tried it.
2013-01-28 12:47:08 AM  
5 votes:
Sing rickety rickety tin.
2013-01-28 03:19:26 AM  
4 votes:
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Never should have taken that perk...
2013-01-28 03:05:15 AM  
4 votes:
If you could manage to kill a person that ate a person that managed to eat another person who also ate someone you'd end up with some kind of North Korean turducken.

/Sort of
2013-01-28 02:52:43 AM  
4 votes:
What the hell are they thinking? Killing their kids for food. That's just wrong. This is why Best Korea will never truly be best.
If they want to end the food shortage in an effective manner then the kids should kill the parents. Parents are bigger and provide more food. Plus kids are small and eat less, so it lasts even longer. It's not that difficult of a concept to grasp. What the hell do you think refrigerators are for? I'm sure they have some.
2013-01-28 07:14:47 AM  
3 votes:

Shadowknight: david_gaithersburg: North Korea serves as a living reminder of why we should fear the so-called-progressives on left.

You too. Shut up.

No, no, he makes a good point.

Step 1. Try to provide health care for everyone.
Step 2. ZOMG! SOCIALIZMZ!!!!!one1!!!!!
Step 3. ?
Step 4. You find yourself cracking open your neighbor's skull to feast on the tasty goo within.

It's a slippery slope, obviously. You start with a little bit of progressive politics and the next thing you know, the slogan "A sandwich is just a sandwich, but a manwich is a meal," has a whole new meaning.

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2013-01-28 02:34:20 AM  
3 votes:
"Undercover reporters said food was confiscated from the two provinces and given to the residents of the capital Pyongyang.

Let the Hunger Games begin!
2013-01-28 01:32:21 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-01-28 08:51:49 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-01-28 06:58:49 AM  
2 votes:
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"Meat's meat, and a man's got to eat."
2013-01-28 06:57:53 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-01-28 06:52:38 AM  
2 votes:
Meatloaf again?

2013-01-28 02:53:05 AM  
2 votes:
Oh, this story. While I'm happy Fark handled it with the usual grace, I was hoping for something a little more fun in the headline.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7559601/Report-on-North-Korea-indicates -p attern-of-cannibalism-on-children-The-last-time-subby-offered-to-munch -on-a-7-year-old-he-was-ordered-to-keep-1000-yards-away-from-schools-p arks

My redlit submission.
2013-01-28 02:41:14 AM  
2 votes:
Hmmm, Baby Back Ribs.
2013-01-28 02:26:40 AM  
2 votes:
I submitted this with a more Modest headline.
2013-01-28 01:31:56 AM  
2 votes:
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2013-01-28 12:43:25 AM  
2 votes:
They really should vote for a President from a different family.

/I was told NK is a democratic republic
2013-01-28 07:14:19 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-28 11:47:27 AM  
1 vote:

Moopy Mac: Kevin72: Befuddled: F*ck China. They keep the house of horrors known as North Korea going. If China wanted to put an end to this evil insanity, they could do it in a month but they won't because China is just as evil a North Korea, just with more resources.

The Communist in China have turned everything they've touched into fark. The Korean War gave us this. You can thank them for the Khmer Rouge. For ruining Tibet. For supporting the Godawful junta in Burma which may have finally come to its senses. Not to mention screwing up Mainland China's businesses, religions, even ruined the Chinese characters by simplifying them but the kids still have to learn the traditional characters.

The rise of the Khmer Rouge was a joint Chinese/American effort.

Then that's even worse. They lured us into their clusterfark.
2013-01-28 11:21:09 AM  
1 vote:

david_gaithersburg: North Korea serves as a living reminder of why we should fear the so-called-progressives on left.

Those poor sots in Sweden and Norway. If they only knew that they were a few decades away from cannibalism.

BTW. I thought the right-wing talking point was that Greece was where we were headed. Is Greece just a midpoint on the way to NK?
2013-01-28 09:47:38 AM  
1 vote:
Eating your own children and digging up corpses for food is the most horrible thing that could ever happen. I don't care if a meteor came down and wiped out Australia its still not as bad as that act.

This is it. The pinnacle of grotesque human behavior, nothing can top this. Go ahead, try, it'll still fall short of eating your own children or eating brought up from their grave corpses.
2013-01-28 09:26:38 AM  
1 vote:
Meh, Virginia has been doing this for years.
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2013-01-28 09:25:23 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-28 08:17:31 AM  
1 vote:

cabbyman: They need to ban guns so their children are safe.

Jesus, did Drew forget to fumigate this weekend?
2013-01-28 07:25:58 AM  
1 vote:

Onkel Buck: Im convinced we should try this communism thing, seems like it works everywhere else it has been tried

It's not communism.
...and I say this as a raging right wing lunatic.

True communism has rarely happened on a scale larger than a few thousand people. More often its the name used to cover up for a single party or autocratic government.
People use alot of pretty words to define these tyrannical monstrosities as if there was some difference. Its always the same nonsense in the end.
A Monarchy without the legitimacy of a bloodline.

/in the norks case where you're following the grandson of the founder, maybe it really is a monarchy.
2013-01-28 07:23:09 AM  
1 vote:
This inane article reeks of Jonathan Swift-Boating.
2013-01-28 07:12:23 AM  
1 vote:
Im convinced we should try this communism thing, seems like it works everywhere else it has been tried
2013-01-28 05:21:32 AM  
1 vote:
I'm watching M*A*S*H right now so I'm getting a kick out of this story.

Well, not so much a kick as revulsion. To the story not M*A*S*H. I love M*A*S*H.
2013-01-28 04:54:47 AM  
1 vote:
FTA: Fat Boy built a dolphinarium?

2013-01-28 04:09:14 AM  
1 vote:

nmemkha: Boiled? I thought Koreans were into BBQ.

Right. And just how would they fill up all those little bowls with various sauces and veggies to compliment the BBQ? Something doesn't add up here.
2013-01-28 04:03:37 AM  
1 vote:
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Hai Guyz, what's going on in this thread?! Oh, I see. Does anyone know Korean?
Please help me write this in Korean, please:

Hello! I am a Teacher of English. I am very experienced, and specialise in teaching children.
They make the best pupils. They also have the most intriguing brains and carefully prepared it can last a life-time.
The mindful child is a healthy child. Let me help nurture their bodies and brains.

Yours, Albert Fish.
2013-01-28 03:58:41 AM  
1 vote:
I kinda see a "Reagan Doctrine" in the works here.

Make Best Korea spend a buttload of money on rocket launches until they eventually run out of money after China finally cuts them off. Fatt Dingdongs ends up being deposed (and eaten), and all those refugees start spilling across the borders into China (which serves Bejing right after all these decades).
2013-01-28 03:46:18 AM  
1 vote:

Oznog: [guides.gamepressure.com image 280x220]

Never should have taken that perk...

I came in to mention that the map in the article
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looks like a quick travel map from Fallout. A Fallout game situated in nork doesn't seem too far fetched.
2013-01-28 03:22:33 AM  
1 vote:

C18H27NO3: If you could manage to kill a person that ate a person that managed to eat another person who also ate someone you'd end up with some kind of North Korean turducken.

/Sort of

I started to think about your comment, and that is just scary enough to be true. I wonder how prevalent cannabalism is North Korea?

It certainly was a problem in the British Navy at some point.
2013-01-28 03:20:50 AM  
1 vote:

Kevin72: The Communist in China have turned everything they've touched into fark. The Korean War gave us this

I thought we blamed MacArthur for the whole Korean mess?
2013-01-28 03:13:09 AM  
1 vote:
Timothy! Timothy...
2013-01-28 02:59:48 AM  
1 vote:
Cannibalism sounds like a perfect solution to me: they like slogans there, I suggest Each One Eats One. And it's even better that some cannibals get caught and shot, that way they can pretend they disapprove. But, like, the people they execute for cannibalizing their Loved Ones, what do they do with the bodies? It'd be a shame to let that meat go to waste with all the hungry people with guns & bullets around.
2013-01-28 02:48:02 AM  
1 vote:
The US should invade and impose democracy - you know, like they did in afghanistan, iraq... They were so successful, I'm sure that it would be fine.
Hang on - no oil there - so fukem.
2013-01-28 02:42:03 AM  
1 vote:
I think the author missed the point. It's not that Best Korean people are starving, it's that Best Korean children are particularly tasty and some fat little piggies just can't help themselves.
2013-01-28 02:42:00 AM  
1 vote:
We should just start dropping food packages over there from HALO drop height; they may see it coming but they (probably) won't be able to do anything about it. I'm sure we've got plenty of MREs to spare...
2013-01-28 02:35:35 AM  
1 vote:
Quit posting spoilers for next week's Walking Dead!!
2013-01-28 02:33:12 AM  
1 vote:

simplicimus: Sing rickety rickety tin.

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2013-01-28 02:28:00 AM  
1 vote:
They should start by eating the fatty who's running the country just like dear old dad, and then work their way down through the monsters who are helping him stay in power.
2013-01-28 02:26:07 AM  
1 vote:
Meanwhile, in the most of the rest of the world it's the 21st century.
2013-01-28 01:59:29 AM  
1 vote:
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Well, some of them do.
2013-01-28 01:13:58 AM  
1 vote:
Of all the people running this story we go with the goddamn Daily Fail?  Jesus farking Christ.
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