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(Fairbanks Daily Newsminer)   Red squirrels talk to their neighbors, provide for their children, adopt orphans, and are better at long term planning than most humans   ( newsminer.com) divider line
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2013-01-27 03:30:43 PM  
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They really are assholes. Nothing more annoying than having a red squirrel follow you through their territory screeching and screaming the whole time.
2013-01-27 02:04:36 PM  
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They also defend against godzilla invasions.
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2013-01-27 01:36:27 PM  
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Red squirrels climb trees like this . . .

But gray squirrels climb trees like this!

/ am i right, am i right?
2013-01-27 01:29:21 PM  
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Also make good replacement table legs.

2013-01-27 01:25:59 PM  
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A red squirrel will steal your nuts then come around later and say he heard that someone stole your nuts.
2013-01-27 01:00:20 PM  
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2013-01-27 12:44:00 PM  
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bronyaur1: Red squirrels are also the biggest assholes of the squirrel world.

That's grey squirrels. They're mean. If there's not food in the bird feeder, they will come up to the front door, ring the doorbell, and tap their foot until you give them cash or food stamps. Sometimes they'll take a menthol cigarette, but they're not happy, and they'll put it out on your window when they're done.
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