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(Fox News)   Funeral procession goes thru Burger King drive thru so that the deceased could have it his way   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2013-01-27 06:46:27 AM  
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My Dad was telling me about wanting to specify how he wanted to be buried or creamated when he goes. He didn't want my sister not I to go crazy and spend a small fortune on him. So I jokingly said, "So, you want to make sure you get the New Orleans Jazz Party funural you always wanted? Oh, I know: we'll rent one of those Human Cannonball cannons for you." Then I had to explain it to him, "I'm sure it would work just as well with a dead body as it would with a live one." "Or perhaps a Viking funeral: put you on a boat, launch it, burn it down?" He wasn't thrilled with that, so I suggested a Jedi Funeral, "It's like a Viking Funeral, but on land." Which sparked an idea with him, "Oh I want to go out like Spock. Put me on a desert planet, come get me in a few months and I can start over!"

Brief pause.

"So 'human cannonball'? Got it."
2013-01-27 06:34:15 AM  
2 votes:
"And then take me to Walmart, and get a 12-roll pack of toilet paper. I always loved saving 17 cents over what that ripoff mom and pop store used to charge. And at the grave, put a tv on the coffin and let's watch a couple hours of Honey Boo Boo. And I want a pair of rubber balls hanging from the hearse's trailer hitch."

These are basic freedoms here, Dude.
2013-01-27 01:04:32 AM  
2 votes:
I would have been a bit more impressed if they had taken the coffin to a strip club for one more lap dance.
2013-01-27 07:09:04 AM  
1 vote:

ComaToast: I want to be thrown in the shark tank at Marine World while my family and friends pour chum into the water.

Just to be clear, I want that AFTER I'm dead.

Not a fan of Pawn Stars, eh?
2013-01-27 07:07:11 AM  
1 vote:
I want to be thrown in the shark tank at Marine World while my family and friends pour chum into the water.

Just to be clear, I want that AFTER I'm dead.
2013-01-27 12:18:58 AM  
1 vote:
Hmmm... wonder what he died of?

Kime got one last burger too, the York Daily Record reported. It was placed atop his flag-draped coffin at the cemetery.

What does the US Flag Code say about ketchup stains?
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