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(WRCB)   Woman assaults man with jar of olives, pitting one against the other   ( wrcbtv.com) divider line
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2013-01-26 06:03:12 PM  
If he'd had his own jar of olives this wouldn't have happened.
2013-01-26 07:23:38 PM  
Just like in the old country. Assault with olives, perverted acts with falafel.
2013-01-26 07:29:01 PM  
She was just saying Olive you.
2013-01-26 07:32:37 PM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Just like in the old country. Assault with olives, perverted acts with falafel.

I thought Bill O'Reilly was from New York or New Jersey or someplace like that.
2013-01-26 07:35:17 PM  

2013-01-26 07:35:46 PM  
Pun pain.
2013-01-26 07:36:23 PM  
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2013-01-26 07:37:33 PM  
Query: What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Response: Popeye shot him
2013-01-26 07:37:35 PM  
[In addition to being upset she couldn't get money to buy crack with, police said, the victim told an officer "they were arguing because Tammie wanted to be with him but he was not interested in her."]

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Olive Offender^
2013-01-26 07:44:18 PM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: Just like in the old country. Assault with olives, perverted acts with falafel.

Obviously the woman should be the first to offer an olive branch to end this conflict.
2013-01-26 07:47:54 PM  
Oil's well that ends well, I guess.
2013-01-26 07:49:50 PM  
Black olive problems.
2013-01-26 08:00:00 PM  

bearded clamorer: Black olive problems.

I've always preferred my olives ripe.
2013-01-26 08:06:03 PM  
"Pointed stick? Oh, oh, oh. We want to learn how to defend ourselves against pointed sticks, do we? Getting all high and mighty, eh? Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I'll tell you something my lad. When you're walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of olives, don't come crying to me! Now, the passion fruit. When your assailant lunges at you with a passion fruit..."
2013-01-26 08:37:21 PM  
Olives me some subby. +1
2013-01-26 09:03:19 PM  

her tits are weird looking
2013-01-26 10:33:27 PM  
Lettuce pray that one day olive the vegetables corn live in hominy.
2013-01-27 01:12:58 AM  
OK, things have really gone downhill since I was a wee lass. When I was a girl, the last jar left in the cupboard was always marinated artichoke hearts. Now the last jar is olives? Pathetic.
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