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(Billboard)   Morrissey in the hospital. I know, I know, it's serious   ( divider line
    More: Sappy, Morrissey, Michigan, bladder infection  
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2985 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 26 Jan 2013 at 4:09 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-27 01:22:00 AM  
A two ton truck?
2013-01-27 03:01:28 AM  
I bet he got it from (giving) unprotected anal sex.
2013-01-27 03:25:26 AM  
Let's all burn a candle for him...

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2013-01-27 04:46:20 AM  
2013-01-27 07:46:19 AM  
Ok, let's get his family history. Any genetic illness?

"I am the son, I am the heir of a shyness that is criminally vulgar"

Anything else?

"I am the son, I am the heir of nothing in particular."

Mr. Morrissey, this is a rather odd way of giving your medical history.

"You shut your mouth, how can you say I go about things the wrong way"
2013-01-27 09:26:02 AM  
Do you really think he'll pull through?
2013-01-27 11:43:41 AM  


I put him in the same category as Steve Jobs. Someone I'm glad I never met, but am grateful for their contribution to the World.

Who else thought "dead"?
2013-01-27 07:57:20 PM  
I misread the headline and thought for sure it was lupus
2013-01-27 08:27:20 PM  

jake_lex: Morrissey's solo career proves what a genius Johnny Marr is.

You got that the wrong way around. What has Marr done? Have you ever listened to Electronic? Yawn. Moz has proven again and again that he was the genius of The Smiths.

/I know, I know, welcome to Fark.
//He's supposed to play here in one week, hoping he makes it!
2013-01-29 09:23:09 AM  

Actual Farking: jake_lex: Morrissey's solo career proves what a genius Johnny Marr is.

I still love Morrissey, but THIS so much.

People who hate Morrisey and The Smiths are just confused and need to come out of the closet and deal with themselves.
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