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(Billboard)   Morrissey in the hospital. I know, I know, it's serious   ( billboard.com) divider line
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2985 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 26 Jan 2013 at 4:09 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-26 01:42:06 PM  
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2013-01-26 01:48:19 PM  
Heaven knows he's miserable now.
2013-01-26 01:54:38 PM  
Lemme guess, Terminal Smug?
2013-01-26 02:03:51 PM  
Is something squeezing his skull?
2013-01-26 02:34:54 PM  
Irish blood, English heart, Infected bladder.
2013-01-26 04:10:36 PM  
Not in a coma.
2013-01-26 04:12:08 PM  
Mine was "Some bladders are more infected than others".
2013-01-26 04:14:13 PM  
Well, it can't be his appendix.

Because he hasn't got one.

/No, he hasn't got one, anymore.
2013-01-26 04:17:10 PM  
This is a good sign; once he's out of office, the people of Egypt will finally be free!
2013-01-26 04:20:07 PM  
I hope they give him an interesting drug.
2013-01-26 04:34:31 PM  
So not an e. coli infection? You know, from tainted lettuce?
2013-01-26 04:51:13 PM  
2013-01-26 04:53:07 PM  
It's okay. Robert Smith has The Cure.
2013-01-26 04:56:58 PM  
I bet the Nurses will throw a party when he checks out.
2013-01-26 04:57:15 PM  
A bladder infection in such a huge coont is unsurprising.
2013-01-26 05:01:11 PM  
Infected Bladder is a great name for a band. Also, Morrissey, eat a farking steak and maybe you wouldn't have weird-assed health problems.
2013-01-26 05:06:48 PM  
How soon is ow?
2013-01-26 05:07:20 PM  
awww, did he smell a cheeseburger?
2013-01-26 05:13:01 PM  

neilbradley: Infected Bladder is a great name for a band. Also, Morrissey, eat a farking steak and maybe you wouldn't have weird-assed health problems.

I always liked Swollen Colon for a band name.
2013-01-26 05:13:09 PM  
Let's hope the hospital staff treats him with compassion and dignity. He is human and he needs to be loved just like everybody else does.
2013-01-26 05:22:36 PM  
I'd hate to see anything happen to him.
2013-01-26 05:30:57 PM  
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"Did I mention that I cry?"
2013-01-26 05:33:03 PM  
Bladder infection? That much sand in your vagina will do that.
2013-01-26 05:39:16 PM  
This can lead to only one thing: Panic on the streets of London.
2013-01-26 05:42:40 PM  
The hospital! What is it?
2013-01-26 05:43:54 PM  
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2013-01-26 06:15:17 PM  
I'd like to sneak into his room and fill his IV drip with a meat based bullion.
/like some of his work, but get the fark over yourself man.
2013-01-26 06:32:10 PM  
Morrissey cancelled his tour again? Stop me, oh, stop me! Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before.
2013-01-26 06:33:41 PM  

whither_apophis: The hospital! What is it?

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
2013-01-26 07:11:05 PM  
A bladder infection in a man is quite rare. Usually it's women because their urethra is so short. Maybe Morissey has a really really short urethra. Or an inverted penis. Or perhaps just a rotten pickle instead of a cock.
2013-01-26 07:18:15 PM  
I hope I won't be meeting him at the cemetery gates.
2013-01-26 07:33:19 PM  
Keep up the good work on the puns, you mental yobs.
2013-01-26 07:48:50 PM  
With that cash register on his back, I knew he couldn't last...
2013-01-26 08:05:15 PM  
There is a light that never goes out... and it's been inserted up his urethra to get a better look.
2013-01-26 08:33:36 PM  
I don't want to paint a vulgar picture, but let's hope his light never goes out, resulting in the queen being dead and the death of a disco dancer. If you ask me, I hope when it does happen, some pretty girls make his grave and a headmaster performs the ritual.

Okay, this joke isn't funny anymore and it's going to be a thorn in this boy's side.
2013-01-26 08:36:09 PM  
Please, please, please let me let me get some yeast infection ointment for yooooooouuuuuu
2013-01-26 08:36:35 PM  
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2013-01-26 08:55:24 PM  
Did he get hit by a double-decker bus?
2013-01-26 09:09:08 PM  
I've been in Beaumont, it's Jack Kevorkian's old hospital & named for the frontier military surgeon who came across a guy with a mis-healed open-air stomach fistula from a gunblast that kicked off everything we nw know about digestion, so perfect Morrissey fodder http://www.mynorth.com/My-North/May-2010/The-Gruesome-Medical-Breakthr ough-of-Dr-William-Beaumont-on-Mackinac-Island/
2013-01-26 09:31:59 PM  
His 5 American fans are anxiously waiting for him to keel over so they can dominate the media with "music legend Morrissey died", and claim he was actually a Mexican Norteno/Tejano star
2013-01-26 10:40:16 PM  
I hope he's farking OK. I saw him a few months ago and he totally kicked ass. The most talented writer & performer of his generation.

No BS...
2013-01-26 10:44:42 PM  
Morrissey's solo career proves what a genius Johnny Marr is.
2013-01-26 10:46:58 PM  
I was supposed to be at the concert tonight. Actually, I was supposed to be there in October, but that got pushed back until today because Morrissey's mother was ill. This happened when I was supposed to see Depeche Mode too, though that date was never rescheduled. I guess the moral of the story is that you should never invite me to a concert.
2013-01-26 11:02:31 PM  
I debated trying to get tickets for tonight's concert. Glad I didn't.

I first saw him in '92 during the Maladjusted tour. I last saw him in '05.

He was looking old the last time I saw him, but still a damn great performer.

I put him in the same category as Steve Jobs. Someone I'm glad I never met, but am grateful for their contribution to the World.
2013-01-26 11:28:45 PM  

jake_lex: Morrissey's solo career proves what a genius Johnny Marr is.

I still love Morrissey, but THIS so much.
2013-01-27 12:07:28 AM  

Rapmaster2000: How soon is ow?

I see what you did there
+1 for the awesome....
2013-01-27 12:14:07 AM  
"so i went into the hospital with a sponge and a busted bladder, nurse said I know you and you cannot sing.....i said thats nothing you should watch me eat a banana".....
2013-01-27 12:14:21 AM  

chrisco123: I hope he's farking OK. I saw him a few months ago and he totally kicked ass. The most talented writer & performer of his generation.

No BS...

2013-01-27 12:15:47 AM  
It was really nothing.
2013-01-27 12:18:01 AM  
Bladder infection? I had money on him being crushed under the weight of his own ego
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