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(SeattlePI)   Seattle police on hunt for Rolex thief. Suspect is hatted, fishy-smelling, and toothless. Repeat, toothless   ( seattlepi.com) divider line
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2013-01-26 12:48:43 PM  
Is his name Kwong?
2013-01-26 03:32:26 PM  
Wait a minute... Ric Flair doesn't have a hat...
2013-01-26 04:23:55 PM  

whither_apophis: Is his name Kwong?

Goddamnit, got to it first.

Pennington: This is Butkus, Klahn's bodyguard. He is tough and ruthless. This is Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur. He is rough and toothless.
2013-01-26 04:25:34 PM  
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Wanted for questioning.
2013-01-26 04:34:01 PM  
Toof Trifecta in play...
2013-01-26 05:09:38 PM  
Did he have that Innsmouth look?
2013-01-26 05:11:58 PM  
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He got a real neat watch...it's a Rolex!
2013-01-26 05:25:21 PM  
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Is it preeeeeecious?
2013-01-26 05:32:35 PM  
I saw that last night and said to the wifey, "What kind of idiot puts a $45k watch on a smelly, toothless man?" The dealer down the street will get it for $100 worth of pot, guaranteed. The employee was flat stoooped.
2013-01-26 05:36:29 PM  
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Its a real neat.... damnit!
2013-01-26 06:06:35 PM  
So they are looking for a homeless guy. Good luck with that.
2013-01-26 06:10:29 PM  
because gears!
2013-01-26 06:37:32 PM  
Toothless in Seattle?
2013-01-26 06:55:18 PM  
Is he driving a 1936 maroon Stutz Bearcat?
2013-01-26 07:17:50 PM  
high line watches are individually serial numbered. if fish face was not stealing this piece to order for a tidy sum he'll not see much for it upon resale.
2013-01-26 07:57:13 PM  

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Its a real neat.... damnit!

Only cost him a penny!
2013-01-26 09:34:40 PM  
So... suspect is from Seattle?

/Got nuthin; I actually like Seattle...
//Now Portland, OTOH...
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