Madbassist1: Damn. Beat me to it. When I saw this story (and the location) I was like "That is a guaranteed green, right there!"
zvoidx: Rachel Maddow is watching this thread.
Ohlookabutterfly: I have honestly never heard of a 2' level being used succesfully as a bludgeon. I have say +1 to the old fella. Personally, I suggest a 3lb hammer to the back of the head. It's my uncle Scotty's remedy to all society's ills. Rapist? 3lb hammer to the back of the head. Cut him off on the freeway? 3lb hammer to the back of the head. You're a banker that robbed the nation blind....? I think you get the idea./ was it an assault level? With a secondary semi-auto plumb function?
hbk72777: [i50.tinypic.com image 402x234]"Aw, kid you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys"
StoPPeRmobile: Ban levels!
Bslim: So lemme get this straight. The old dude that gets there and ends the abuse is to be charged with aggravated assault?WHAT DA FUUUU?
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