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(Patriot Ledger)   My god, it's full of twins   ( patriotledger.com) divider line
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2013-01-26 10:44:25 PM  
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The One True TheDavid: Dizygotic ("fraternal') twins are really no more alike than any other siblings. They can even be of different sexes. For that matter you can have two kids at the same time with different fathers, of different races yet.

Wait. Why would you feel the need to highlight that? Is it possible, perhaps, that you think that the female body might shut down when it senses sperm of a different race?

Race is a taught behaviour anyway; we're all humans, descended from a pretty small gene pool, and we've been mixing up since time immemorial. Trying to divide our population up based on things like looks, or where people come from is utterly retarded.

Returning to TFA, however:

"You always have someone to do stuff with," Camden, 12, said.

But on the negative side: "You always have to share the same birthdays, and sometimes the same things," Colton, 12, said.

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2013-01-26 03:51:26 PM  
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2013-01-26 03:30:54 PM  
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Majority of the twins in that picture don't seem to be identical, not that that should stop the author from using a cheesy and overused phrase for his headline.
2013-01-26 03:27:34 PM  
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Not Impressed.
2013-01-26 03:26:25 PM  
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Come play with us.
2013-01-26 03:23:41 PM  
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Pembroke, is that near the Pilgrim nuclear power plant?

I'm just asking questions.
2013-01-26 03:21:09 PM  
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Fark knows we love twins!
Moar twins!
2013-01-26 03:19:10 PM  
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2013-01-26 03:16:06 PM  
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Stopped reading at Camden and Colton.
2013-01-26 03:13:44 PM  
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