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(Salem News 2)   There's a rodent explosion, and Massachusetts is out of duct tape   ( salemnews.com) divider line
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2013-01-26 03:40:03 PM  
Paul Linnman, reporting.
2013-01-26 03:40:48 PM  
In Salem? Steven King knows something about this, I bet.
2013-01-26 03:47:33 PM  

blacksho89: In Salem? Steven King knows something about this, I bet.

Jerusalem's Lot was in Maine, iirc.
2013-01-26 03:49:38 PM  
$2000 budget? Their lunch budget is probably higher.
2013-01-26 03:51:38 PM  
Uh, uh, sometimes dead is BETTA!

Dammit, wrong movie!
2013-01-26 03:52:51 PM  
I bet a witch is responsible for this.
2013-01-26 03:53:03 PM  
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2013-01-26 03:54:44 PM  
2013-01-26 03:55:23 PM  
Damn you, Corvo!
2013-01-26 04:00:08 PM  
Thinking that this might be some old Fark meme that I was unaware of. I went searching for a video of a rat incased with duct tape, having an M-80 shoved up its ass and exploded.

Left conflictedly disapointed that I found none.
2013-01-26 04:29:43 PM  
SImple solution, chinese needle snakes
2013-01-26 04:44:54 PM  
There are simple solutions to this problem.

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Just stop putting out poison first...
2013-01-26 04:53:18 PM  
Solution: Lots of beer and BB guns. Send every able-bodied citizen out rat-plinkin.
2013-01-26 04:55:38 PM  
Absolutely no mention of the prices and options or any points of sales that carry duct tape?

Unintelligible headline trifecta in play?
2013-01-26 07:05:43 PM  
As a former Salem resident, I'm getting a kick out of... yeah you know the drill

/The rats in Boston are way way way worse than anywhere in Salem.
2013-01-26 07:34:34 PM  
Gereing up for a long rodent battle.
2013-01-26 08:08:36 PM  
Just give the rats to some ladies to dissect and stuff for their Ladies Night Out. Problem solved.
2013-01-27 12:03:34 AM  
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