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(Daily Mail)   Not even a month in and we have the dumbest term of 2013: 'techno-sexual'. *sigh* it's going to be a long year   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2013-01-25 06:09:23 PM  
5 votes:
It's the Daily Fail, subby. When you reach into the toilet bowl, you're likely to find turds.
2013-01-25 10:37:46 PM  
4 votes:
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2013-01-26 12:26:29 PM  
2 votes:
And here I was thinking that this would pop up in the thread:

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2013-01-26 01:53:27 AM  
2 votes:

no clever name here just move along: digitalrain: [i.chzbgr.com image 425x640]

what is this I don't even

Actually found it on Poorly Dressed. My first reaction was "Dafuq????" followed by "I gotta post this on Fark!"
2013-01-25 10:43:08 PM  
2 votes:

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This thread is now a rave.  Everybody get your glowsticks and phenethylamines!

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2013-01-25 10:37:18 PM  
2 votes:
I imagine that working in IT does for one's arousal about technology that working on porn does for one's arousal in the bedroom.

I don't care about "features". I just want something simple, satisfying, competently done, and I really don't care what it looks like for the camera.
2013-01-25 10:30:03 PM  
2 votes:
I was expecting this to be about teledildonics
2013-01-26 01:27:47 PM  
1 vote:
Women like power. What they perceive as power may change over time, but it's still power.
Muscles, strength, money, intelligence, whatever.
As long as there has been money, it has been power.

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It has less to do with being geeky and everything to do with the bank account.
2013-01-26 01:16:18 PM  
1 vote:

Uchiha_Cycliste: earthworm2.0: mikefinch: Next thing you know a bunch of threads are going to pop up about how girls actually want nice guys who treat them right.

Want to know what women want in a man? Dont be a farking pussy. You can act pretty much any way you like as long as you dont come off as a wuss. Girls dont seem to dig it.

Thats right -- they would rather get slapped around by some asshole than put up with your dorky white knight bullshiat. Consider that next time you talk to a girl at the bar. Its not about realizing that you dont have to respect her -- (you should be respectful of her) Just remember that 99% of ladies dont give a rats ass about being respected and you shouldnt be wasting your time on people who have that little respect for themselves.

biatches are biatches are biatches. Find one of the few who aren't and get the fark out of the game.

fark drama.

I got 5 bucks that says you are single...

I wouldn't take that bet... I think you're right.
I also think he's wrong. And I also think to myself that I'm ever so lucky that I get to act like my goofy hopless romantic self around my GF and it's ok. In fact, because she's known me for ever so long before we started dating, and she knows I'm a hopeless romantic it'd be odd if I didn't act that way.
For instance, I've gone out of my way to find a quill pen and an ink well so I can write her love letters and poems in the old timey way. I figure in this day and age of email and texts and what have you, they will make her feel special.

Oh wow...that is so sweet! When my now-hubby and I were dating, for our 6 mo. anniversary he bought me 6 roses - each a different color and wrote a note about how each rose represented a different facet of our relationship. I cried reading it. Yes, he's a geek. But then so am I. We make sense together. My first husband was much less of a geek but he was also a controlling, abusive, misogynistic bastard. The only thing good that came out of that marriage was my oldest son.
2013-01-26 02:55:10 AM  
1 vote:
The vast, vast, vast majority of women are interested in that type, but the version of whatever they're really attracted to doing some sort of nerd cosplay.
Similarly, any real man of that type knows to stay away from the vast, vast, vast majority of women.
2013-01-26 12:37:18 AM  
1 vote:
I'm an IT guy. I'm also fairly handsome and I was an athlete when I was younger. There are no women I have ever met - and I've met my share - who are impressed by my ability to subnet or solder a loose audio jack or write code. Looks? They work. Athletic physique? It helps. But I can count the number of times ladies have raised an eyebrow at my technical skills on an amputee's fingers.
2013-01-26 12:02:44 AM  
1 vote:

Kensey: "Had my doubts about him - he's queer for machinery. Has an arrest for masturbating over supermarket shelf-stacking systems."

Transmet is awesome.
2013-01-25 11:20:04 PM  
1 vote:
if geeky men are "techno-sexual" what does that make us geeky women?

FTA: "So potent is the techno-sexual's appeal, that nearly 40 per cent of men surveyed admitted to having exaggerated about their tech know-how, including their ability to mend and upgrade gadgets, computers and laptops, in an attempt to impress the fairer sex."

UGH as a veteran of customer-facing IT i have to agree, but make it more like 70%
2013-01-25 11:15:03 PM  
1 vote:
So... girls like billionaires more than millionaires.
2013-01-25 11:00:57 PM  
1 vote:
The system is down, the system is down, the system is down.
2013-01-25 10:55:44 PM  
1 vote:
Macht sue!
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2013-01-25 10:43:35 PM  
1 vote:

Dalek Caan's doomed mistress: Daniel Craig out of favor? *snort*


I'm a dude and even I know that is bullsh*t.
2013-01-25 10:33:32 PM  
1 vote:
something, something, fully functional, something...

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2013-01-25 10:25:33 PM  
1 vote:
Any chance of reviving the IRA for one shot at the Daily Fail?
2013-01-25 08:12:01 PM  
1 vote:
In news that will bring hope to geeky men everywhere, a new survey has revealed that nearly two thirds of women would happily swap the likes money of hunky David Gandy for the dorkier charms more money of Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg.
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