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(Opposing Views)   Why North Korea hates America: New iPhone app says their men have world's smallest penises   ( opposingviews.com) divider line
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5701 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jan 2013 at 9:28 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-25 09:52:33 AM  
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BraveNewCheneyWorld: The app instructs men to: "Hold hard member straight against inches or cm on sides of screen" to check their penis length.

If you can measure it with only one phone, you'll be disappointed in how you stack up.

Also, I am never touching another man's phone ever again.
2013-01-25 01:04:23 PM  
1 vote:

Timmy the Tumor: DownDaRiver: TV's Vinnie: Some use other methods to compensate for a tiny wang.

That pic of that dude is just so disturbing on so many levels.
Notable though, is that a large rash in the area of his crotch? And I am by no means an expert on gun safety. But I really don't think I would feel comfortable about pointing a gun at my member. Even if it were small. (which it is not)

what is the backstory on that guy?  I see this pic on Fark about every other week

What is wrong with you.
2013-01-25 10:57:33 AM  
1 vote:

oldfarthenry: "American men averaged 5.1 inches, behind U.K"

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A little less to "yank", eh Yanks?
Bad spot of luck!

The numbers are skewed... I was over in the U.K. around that time on vacation.

Let me calculate your new numbers... 3.0 inches... well, good luck old chap.
2013-01-25 10:50:56 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-01-25 10:42:38 AM  
1 vote:
Hang on. Let me wipe my dick all over my phone.
2013-01-25 10:19:25 AM  
1 vote:
In related news, the next Fark ready headline...."His iphone gave me herpes"
2013-01-25 09:55:48 AM  
1 vote:
"American men averaged 5.1 inches, behind U.K"

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A little less to "yank", eh Yanks?
Bad spot of luck!
2013-01-25 09:36:32 AM  
1 vote:
Nice to see I'm above average.....
In the Congo!

/happily driving railroad spikes through a 2x4
2013-01-25 09:26:13 AM  
1 vote:
Is anyone named "Long Dong" in that country?

/hi-ho Silver and away!

//too much coffee already
2013-01-25 09:22:48 AM  
1 vote:
As Spock once said, "It would explain a great many things."
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