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2013-01-24 09:27:12 PM  
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Crouching Ziyi Zhang, Hidden Web Cam.
2013-01-24 10:37:01 PM  
1 vote:

RexTalionis: Considering that Zhang Ziyi is also currently under investigation for prostitution in China, I doubt she'd be back as well.

If by "under investigation" you mean "she dated a very rich man" and "a few biatchy gossip sites speculated about it" then yes, she's under investigation for prostitution.

You make it sound like she's Suzy Favor or something.
2013-01-24 10:32:38 PM  
1 vote:
Crapping Tiger, shiatting Dragon 2: The Quest for The Lost Corn
2013-01-24 10:15:54 PM  
1 vote:
I got tricked into watching that first piece of crap. No way I'm going near the sequel.
2013-01-24 08:49:28 PM  
1 vote:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: RexTalionis: The first movie wasn't even that good. How does it deserve a sequel?

I liked the first movie, but I'll admit that it *might* have been a victim of overhype.

That movie was awful. What the hell is with writing the whole dialogue in Jane Austen-esque English and then translating it (badly) into Mandarin? ANd what's with hiring two lead actors who don't speak Mandarin at all? That movie was borderline unintelligible.
2013-01-24 08:20:23 PM  
1 vote:

RexTalionis: The first movie wasn't even that good. How does it deserve a sequel?

Well, it was no Shanghai Nights, that's for sure.
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