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(Examiner)   Just how does a hen lay an egg inside an egg? Don't know? Well you've come to the right place, my little chickadees   ( examiner.com) divider line
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2013-01-24 08:01:14 PM  
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jvl: Flint Ironstag: Where do you think eggs come from? And here eggs are not kept refrigerated in stores. They last ages.

The CDC would like a word with you: "Like other foods, keep eggs refrigerated at ≤40° F (≤4° C) at all times. Buy eggs only from stores or other suppliers that keep them refrigerated"

I'm pretty sure that "sits inside a chicken so goddam long another egg forms around it" is not a proper refrigeration method.

Americans are just paranoid about keeping everything in the fridge. No store in the UK, even Walmart owned ASDA, puts eggs in chillers. They are just in boxes on shelves. Lots of people don't keep them in the fridge when they get them home. My mother never puts butter in the fridge, it's left out so its soft and easy to spread. Mayonnaise, jam etc is never put in the fridge.

And yet strangely my mother, and the rest of the UK, is still alive.
2013-01-24 07:41:39 PM  
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If you want to find out which chicken in your hen house laid that egg, just look for the one that hasn't sat down in a week. Ouch!
2013-01-24 05:53:50 PM  
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What a chickadee might look like:

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2013-01-24 05:49:23 PM  
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Let this be a lesson to all of you pregnant chicks, no sex while pregnant or the fetus might get pregnant.
2013-01-24 05:36:21 PM  
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Sin_City_Superhero: [seat42f.com image 741x487]

I posted this story three days ago with a "Yo dawg, I herd you like eggs..." headline and got nowhere.

/But I'm not bitter...
///To be fair it was a Daily Mail article about this.
2013-01-24 04:28:23 PM  
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