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(The Hollywood Gossip)   Check your internet Bingo cards: If you have "Naked," "Pooping," "Masturbating" and "Bullet Dodging," as well as, of course, the Free "Florida" Space, you are a winner   ( thehollywoodgossip.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Rampage, Carla Bruni, bingo, Carnie Wilson, North Fort Myers  
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2013-01-24 05:55:41 PM  
4 votes:
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Ok Florida is coming out
2013-01-24 06:04:18 PM  
3 votes:
When you get frustrated with cable, you...

Get naked and climb up on someone's roof. Jump off the roof onto someone and injure them. Knock down somebody's flat screen TV. Masturbate in someone's living room. Defecate on the floor in two places.

Dont defecate on the floor in two places. Switch to DirecTV.
2013-01-24 06:21:47 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-01-24 05:45:33 PM  
2 votes:
Aw man, I had tazing!

/so close
2013-01-24 06:10:58 PM  
1 vote:
Good times.
2013-01-24 06:09:27 PM  
1 vote:
Carny's took over our house, you've gotta help us!
2013-01-24 05:58:16 PM  
1 vote:
Bingo? I thought that was my to-do list.
2013-01-24 05:52:05 PM  
1 vote:
Why do they call him Bruni the Bullet Dodger?
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